ok - Flew one in 'Nam in '73, me and Ted 'Basher' Bishop were seconded to a small special

ops team given the task of blowing up Ban Me Thuot, in Daklak Province, we were helping to maintain a small fleet of UH - 1B Hueys, mostly to do with the upholstery.

One night me and Basher got so bottomravaged on a lethal mix of Bolivian toilet water and Blue Fuckers that Basher fell out, right over the side over Bien Hoa.

A pathetic group of f**king fat Australian asthmatics found him in 1999 living in a discarded oil drum, he was wearing an old curtain, had a Prince Albert and was surrounded by 73 dead tench.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Apr 24, 12:16:45