bluddy hell, just got in from pottering about in the garden

it's f**king brilliant. i builded a bobby brewster of a gazebo and a chimchimminychimenaneracharoo and a table and some chairs and potted some right fancy plants like olive trees and bay trees and big spiky dodgers that I don't know the name of and mended a petrol lawnmower what my son had put two stroke juice in and installed a mahussssive water feature and had a break for a bacon sarnie made by mrs tombs and cleaned out the chickens and builded them a huge big enclosure and PRUNED SOME FUCKING ROSES what I've never done before but it's a piece of piss and pressure washed some manky wooden garden benches and painted them up like brand noo and stopped for half an hour to speak to some builders who come round to do a quote and set some rat traps cos they keep nicking the chickens grub. Oh, and had a Thai chicken curry just right now. Top day. I am staying up.

Posted By: Tombs, Apr 17, 21:39:52