From the Boardroom

As we face up to the biggest battle since Captain Scarlet took on the mighty Mysterons my wife and I want to let you, our wonderful supporters, know how much your love means to us, and how much we need your help in roaring our lads onto victory today.

To help you out, we had a word with our celebrity chum Richard Curtis and he has come up with a new terrace chant to replace "On the Ball City". It goes like this:

"We love you Delia we do
We love you Michael we do
Cos you're not quite as s**t as Rupert Lowe*"

(* we are assured by another celebrity chum, Sir Stephen Fry - who has visited Swaffham on several occasions, that if sung in that quaint accent that so many of you affect, then this does actually rhyme!)

Pip Pip!

Delia and Michael

Posted By: Michael Wynn Jones, Apr 13, 11:38:49