Beer then curry. If you eat first you'll have post-curry slump. People will be nodding off

and releasing untold amounts of methane quietly. They'll all be in bed by 9.39pm.

Do about 8 or 9 pints, then go to the curry house and order about three or four times what you'll actually eat and then wish you'd 'had what he had'.

Tomorrow everyone you speak to will say 'Did you eat garlic yesterday' whilst doing a wrinkly nose at your face.

Posted By: malkybarkid, Apr 3, 15:25:34