I did one on the vet's once. The vet calls you through by your pet's name.
Vet: "Chloe!"
My arse: BBlaaaaaaaaaaaaapfraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaap! as I pick Chloe up to take her into the consulting room.
In front of a load of old wee-smellers with their stinking s**tarses.
Posted By: malkybarkid, Mar 27, 16:03:28
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