Splattered f**k, hard onions, squealing redfish, shy twert, half a crumbling flushcake,

served with small dishes of ragwort, harp, and beanpips.

Accompanied by Deep Purple performing a shoddy rendition of Billy Howard's 'King of the Cops'.

PS
I am the only person I know in my whole world who remembers Billy Howard's novelty record 'King of the Cops'. He did impressions of Kojak, Columbo and Ironsides in it.

Why is that?

It's a bit like the savoury vinegar crisps (although there was one person on here that remembered those - but I can't remember who).

psyche

Posted By: malkybarkid, Mar 27, 12:58:52