In the playground, all day, the other kids went "Hey, Old Git (which raises further questions about what an Old Git is even *doing* in a playground, but we'll leave those), you still listening to ABBA, OLD Git? You not discovered Slipknot or Tool or B*Witched or the West Coast Pop Art Experimental Band yet, GIT? Oldie? Eh? EH?" And then they tarred and feathered him. Must've been awful for him, but if he'd just bought a Fall compilation like I told him to ...
Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot, Mar 26, 18:17:23
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