FTurgentA of young master Barton, M

Dear Mr Bay

Now, you know that I love you, in the way one might love a younger, infinitely less groovy and probably homosexual sibling, but you're in a spot of danger.

See, every time you do that cutesy 'adding an inappropriate S' thing, e.g. Alan Shearers etc, the voices in my head urge me ever more loudly to find, and to *slay*.

SLAY.

SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Mar 25, 18:55:33