Just heard a leaked telephone conversation from Carrow Road a couple of days ago...

Nigel ? ?Delia, Neil, Roger I need to discuss something with you, it?s back again, notmean?

Delia ? ?not really, What is it Nigel??

Nigel ?That bad nightmare about all my strikers getting injured at once notmean and the good dream about playing 6 strikers at once?

Neil ?Ermmm last time that happened we discussed it and we got Peter Thorne to make 6?

Nigel ? Who? Anyway but this is different notmean?

Roger ?Right how much is it now and who do you want??

Nigel ??1.25million for Clinton Morrison notmean?

Roger ?Fans reckon we need a midfielder or a defender?

Nigel ?Do they??

All ?Yes?

Nigel ?Oh notmean whatever - we are signing Clinton Morrison or I?ll put about the press Sheffield Wednesday want me?

Delia ?Ok then but why??

Nigel ?Strikers are cool and It?s been a month since I last went for one?

Neil ?Ok we have around ?2m to spend, are you going to make any more signings, if so are they strikers??

Nigel ?I want to spend all of that on Clinton and then I?ll get Steve Claridge on a free just in case?

Roger ?ok whatever you want Nige?

Posted By: Brandonio, Aug 18, 16:27:40