I remember once when I was 14 & at local Football Club disco

pulled this girl & took her out on to the field outside the village hall where said disco.
We were 'fooling' around on the grass under the warm summer sky & I took her tights down & f**k me she stank of fish so much that I actually wretched.
Poor girl, never lived it down after that because naturally at that age I told everyone at SChool. From that day on she was only known as "Grimsby Docks".
She committed suicide on her 17th birthday.

Posted By: South_West_Canary, Mar 23, 21:17:58