I need a new foon

My current one is knackered. I am certainly not posing. Nobody I know gives a flying f**k about what sort of foon you have, they're all old gits like me.

I got an Ifoon cos it will let me pick up email if I want to, and cos my children have been urging me to because they know that I won't be able to use it and they will be able to play with it when I'm not looking

Posted By: Old Git, Mar 19, 12:51:20