We had that from the Czech Romanies

Getting on a tram.

One group behind us with cameras, one in front of us trying to get off.

Quickly realised waht was happening, and grabbed a f**king wrist that was in my pocket with grubby fingers around my wallet (not a euphemism). Fucking sharp elbow to the ribs, and he disappeared.

Two minutes later, my girlfriend screamed. Turns out the little f**kers, in the blink of an eye, had gone into her zipped up bag, taken the purse from the bottom of the bag, and zipped it up again.

Lovely old 8 hours that evening in a Czech police station.

Posted By: Yellalee, Mar 19, 11:43:26