Saw Ched Evans and Stephen Ireland in a pet shop yesterday

They spent some time looking around and then went over to the the sales assistant.

Ched said 'Why do you have some parrot down here near the floor and the others way up there?'

The assistant replied 'Those ones up there are on higher perches'

I've bought in some new writing talent

Posted By: Cart Gap Disco, Mar 13, 12:25:37