Of course I applied

but I made it all up.

What do I do? In the morning I plan my vitriolic campaign against talentless knobjockey Richard Balls; at lunchtime I watch my daily recorded episode of Loose Women and at night I run the Tawana Brawley fan club from my loft-space in Spackenkill.

Posted By: jayson blair, Mar 11, 12:47:17