We MUST sing nice things to Fulham
Applaud their team on
Make admiring noises to van der Saar when he walks over to the goal at the start
Hang out banners like "Give us three points and we'll all go to Harrods after the match"
Sing (to the "having a laugh" tune) "You don't need the points, so give them to us, you don't need the points, so give them to us"
BE NICE. Make them feel sorry for us, not hostile
Posted By: Old Git, May 13, 10:57:55
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