OK - tell me why I shouldn't get a Civic

I've just traipsed around a bunch of dealerships in Chester, looked at a couple of hundred motors, not fancied a single one of them, not known anything about a single one of them (what the f**k does 'zetec' mean? actually, don't answer, I don't care, I'm just illustrating how much I know about cars).

Then I drove home, stopped off at my local papershop to buy some local rags to see what was on offer, and there was this thing outside that looked rather smart, which turned out to be a Civic. An old dear got into it and drove off: not a problem, I'm heading towards that age group a bit quickly myself.

Go on then - what's wrong with a Honda Civic please?

Posted By: Sugbad The Bad, Mar 5, 15:14:14