We had a rubbish meal with rubbish service by dim girls in Yellers

I could make 3 mahoosive burgers for an Ayrton and serve myself.

"Are there any specials on today?" (the board was being redone)

Me: "No sir, just three mahoosive burgers"

instead of

"I aren't sure, oive unly just come on, you can have chips with it"

Posted By: malkybarkid, Mar 4, 12:42:27