Loon of the day from BBC gossip...

Meanwhile, Southampton's new boss Mark Wotte wants his players to 'live like monks' to help avoid relegation. The Dutchman said: "They have to sleep in the kitchen, drink only water, and have proper food. I tell them to send their wives to a resort and have a good sleep." (Various)

bet he's popular with the players

Posted By: DemoniCanary, Mar 3, 08:40:23