Ha ha! My bluenose mate just sent me this, they were singing it yesterday,

He's half a boy and half a girl, Torres! Torres!
He looks just like a transvestite, Torres! Torres!
He wears a frock and loves the cock,
He sells his arse on the albert dock.
Fernando Torres,
Carragher's bit on the side.

Quality!

Posted By: NCFC4life, Mar 1, 09:43:11