I can hear it now

Norwich City 0 Leyton Orient 3

Norwich manager (fill in name of your choosing) said "For Orient this was like their day out at Wembley and we couldn't cope with their intensity. Jason and Michael struggled to contain their centre forward all afternoon".

Norwich majority shareholder Delia Smith said "Ryan was very popular here and I'm not surprised he got a hat-trick. We in no way blame (manager's name) for our disastrous start to the season and to show that we have invited his wife and young children to be our guests in the boardroom for the Yeovil game. Unfortunately I shall be away at a book signing in Hebden Bridge and will not be there".

Top journ Mick Dennis writing in "Asian Babes" said "I blame the fans".

Posted By: Bryan Salad Surgery, Feb 15, 13:54:08

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