I was there in 39

Me and Sloppy Hammond were holed out in a bunker there for about 56 hours whilst doodlesnappers exploded above ground. Goldsmith got a bout of the scramblies and ended up eating his own toothbrush through a doily.

Sloppers wasn't so lucky. A cabbage farmer in Mongolia found him in a hoover three years later, he was trying to knit a futon with his kidneys.

Posted By: Dave in France, Feb 13, 15:07:17