I struggle with printers and photocopiers too. And scanners.

We've got this arsebiscuit of a machine downstairs at work that is a printer and a faxer and a scanner and a photocopier, and it'll email stuff, and I swear blind it is mounting a dirty campaign of interference against me. Everyone else can get it to do stuff, the other geniuses, the lesser geniuses, even the completely non-genius amongst the workforce.

But not me, oh no. Never does what I tell it. I tried to get it to scan and email the notes I got from a seminar. Every other page it did. Every other page. It hasn't even got a f**king option to scan every other page of a document, so it's not like I just pressed the wrong button.

The c**t.

And it keeps forgetting my email address from it's address book. Conveniently. Scroll through the address book and all the other Ms are there, but my name has gone, again.

And the only time it runs out of toner is when I use it. And I only use it once in a blue moon (mainly because I'm above playing its f**king mind games).

Posted By: Arizona Bay, Feb 6, 12:35:33