Paddy goes up to the bedroom on his wedding night and his bride is spread-eagled on the bed.
"Do you know what I want"? she asks
"The whole f**king bed by the looks of it" he says...
cos she's spread-eagled on the bed and there wouldn't be anywhere left for him to lay down and...
Posted By: Buckscanary, Feb 5, 18:06:20
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