A sad reflection of our times, from BBC Gossip...

A Manchester United groundsman has revealed how he once found one of the club's stars sunbathing on the pitch under the UV lights used to help the grass grow at the Theatre of Dreams. (The Sun)

New Arsenal signing Andrey Arshavin has a double life as a dress designer. (Daily Star)

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