I'm writing a sequel called Holiday Inn, Norwich

Basically, the hero is once again a waiter who stumbles across evidence that away fans are being overcharged for snacks and beverages from the mini-bar.

He risks all by compiling documentary evidence around the sale of kit-kats and the house white wine.

The climax sees him involved in a thrilling car-chase around the pedestianised area of the city being pursued by a gay night-porter.

I'm not going to tell you how it ends though.

Posted By: Buckscanary, Feb 2, 20:52:46