Parents, forget Dwayne or Wayne or Christiano, name your offspring; Sanyo, Samsung, Carlsberg, Microsoft, Playstation, or Coca Cola in case he becomes a Premier Footballer. You will clean up and don't worry about him looking a t**t because of his silly name, by being a pro footballer and by having you as a parent will ensure he is a t**t anyway.
Posted By: Tombs, Jan 29, 10:01:56
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