Football Ground Guide also says

"For f**k's sake don't turn up in an orange coat. If you do, the local simpletons will mistake you for an evil spirit and you will be discovered the next morning with the sharpened shaft of a pick-axe driven through your left eye, which is the only way they believe you can be killed. This is after being covered in chip shop fat and set on fire."

Posted By: Old Git, Jan 27, 17:24:11