Messages For 31st October 2026

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• 30/10/2026

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  My social media is just full of selfish pricks nicking all the sweets in one go
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Oct 31, 21:35:17
• 5
  Ken Aboh assist today for Boston. I’m going to do a Dave Lee
  Posted By: Ken Breadstick, Oct 31, 21:32:29
• 3
  Suzuki has had a nightmare
  Posted By: JoeyDeacon, Oct 31, 21:28:07
• 8
  Who is the crazy old boy who sings the Norwich themed versions of other songs?
  Posted By: JoeyDeacon, Oct 31, 20:34:55
• 1
  Nobody bought my ticket ffs
  Posted By: Charles21, Oct 31, 20:29:59
• 7
  Chrisene our highest scoring LB since Bowen, I reckon
  Posted By: Azteca, Oct 31, 20:10:15
• 2
  Just read that Watford had to attend a training camp to ‘bond’
  Posted By: Jumbo1, Oct 31, 18:52:04
• 3
  Port Vale v Rochdale today …
  Posted By: derbyshire canary, Oct 31, 18:51:53
• 2
  Currently in my local pub in West Mids. Bloke in a Villa Shirt Has Walked In On Way To Ma
  Posted By: Saucerer, Oct 31, 18:06:25
• rotherham with 3 red cards today, 2 player cards and a coach red card
  Posted By: Mk_Canary, Oct 31, 17:57:13
• 1
  Kvisting Norman Lamont
  Posted By: Yurik Hunt, Oct 31, 17:43:12
• Yeah that’s a red
  Posted By: SCC 28, Oct 31, 17:42:39
• 8
  just back from the game... how far down do i have to scroll to experience the bedwetting
  Posted By: Pixelman, Oct 31, 17:26:46
• 5
  There are only 3 teams in the top 4 divisions with no drawn games - Norwich and who else?
  Posted By: Kev, Oct 31, 17:25:39
• Congrats to Russell Martins plucky Leicester...
  Posted By: usacanary, Oct 31, 17:18:43
• 2
  Have to think we sacked the Watford manager today...
  Posted By: usacanary, Oct 31, 17:08:04
• 4
  What is wild is we have lost 8 out 13 games but...
  Posted By: usacanary, Oct 31, 17:03:25
• 5
  Great to get the win
  Posted By: Ulf jr, Oct 31, 16:54:18
• 1
  Lolchester City
  Posted By: SCC 28, Oct 31, 16:54:15
• 13
  Scum being torn an absolute new one by Hull
  Posted By: MonkeyPuzzle, Oct 31, 16:33:05
• Oh no how fucking awful
  Posted By: jamesward, Oct 31, 16:29:19
• 1
  ONHA
  Posted By: SCC 28, Oct 31, 16:29:07
• 8
  That was fun.
  Posted By: Snakepit Divorceee, Oct 31, 16:15:25
• 4
  Happy heavenly birthday
  Posted By: JoeyDeacon, Oct 31, 16:10:41
• Good move for 2nd half of sun in their eyes plus blinding floodlights on at the same time.
  Posted By: Boyer, Oct 31, 16:03:05
• 5
  If we can afford to do anything in January centre mid a must …
  Posted By: loz, Oct 31, 15:48:19
• PC reaction...
  Posted By: DrDublin, Oct 31, 15:46:20
• 8
  Scum up to 6th. O’Neil doing better than the gnome
  Posted By: loz, Oct 31, 15:26:32
• 2
  “Is the answer Makama plus Kvistgaarden?”
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, Oct 31, 15:17:29
• 5
  Derby 2 down already
  Posted By: SCC 28, Oct 31, 15:13:55
• 3
  Another similarity between Musaba and Hucks
  Posted By: Old Git, Oct 31, 15:13:48
• 4
  Ghouls...
  Posted By: DrDublin, Oct 31, 15:02:39
• 9
  Sam Field man of the match
  Posted By: Hertscanary, Oct 31, 14:38:17
• 4
  I am loving Paris’s (non) celebrations
  Posted By: DH Yellow, Oct 31, 14:34:44
• 7
  I wonder what PC said at half-time? 💪
  Posted By: derbyshire canary, Oct 31, 14:30:08
• 4
  As I said earlier we are bang on track for the playoffs....
  Posted By: usacanary, Oct 31, 14:27:22
• Good chance to kick on now with the fixtures
  Posted By: Jim, Oct 31, 14:27:20
• 1
  So close to being a very good team. That gap needs fixing
  Posted By: asics_kit, Oct 31, 14:27:09
• 1
  Kvist man of the match again ??
  Posted By: loz, Oct 31, 14:26:44
• Watford fans and players having a stare off?
  Posted By: SCC 28, Oct 31, 14:26:32
• What a win! Great ghouls
  Posted By: paulg, Oct 31, 14:26:13
• Impressive second half
  Posted By: Cardiff Canary, Oct 31, 14:25:57
• GTFI showed gargantuan balls fair play 🍻 💛💚
  Posted By: loz, Oct 31, 14:25:01
• "Never in doubt" is not something you hear at Carrow road
  Posted By: Men without hats, Oct 31, 14:24:41
• 1
  Credit where it's due, that was some turnaround! 👏👏👏
  Posted By: Azteca, Oct 31, 14:24:05
• Gargantuan 3 points
  Posted By: SCC 28, Oct 31, 14:23:58
• Flawless second half
  Posted By: 51eve, Oct 31, 14:23:56
• Yessssssss
  Posted By: Biggles, Oct 31, 14:23:52
• BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMAGE!!!
  Posted By: DrDublin, Oct 31, 14:23:33
• Great keeping
  Posted By: SCC 28, Oct 31, 14:21:47
• Mmmm tasty words
  Posted By: BarclayBazzin, Oct 31, 14:21:29
• 1
  Is mak plus kvist the answer?
  Posted By: paulg, Oct 31, 14:15:20
• 3
  Did Maghoma celebrate today?
  Posted By: Bonjour, Oct 31, 14:11:46
• 3
  Seems like mohovo is our backup rw now
  Posted By: Mk_Canary, Oct 31, 14:06:42
• WE ARE STAYING UP SAY WE ARE STAYING UP
  Posted By: Yurik Hunt, Oct 31, 14:06:31
• Title winning form
  Posted By: footymadman, Oct 31, 14:04:41
• Wow. Yes. Never dull
  Posted By: asics_kit, Oct 31, 14:03:04
• 1
  Fair play to
  Posted By: Jim, Oct 31, 14:02:42
• 2
  Kvistgaarden is really becoming a good forward for us
  Posted By: Mk_Canary, Oct 31, 14:02:31
• 7
  I fuckin hate that “How shit must you be?” Song
  Posted By: Azteca, Oct 31, 14:02:30
• 2
  Kvist as a 10
  Posted By: Men without hats, Oct 31, 14:01:44
• 1
  In fairness, well
  Posted By: Jim, Oct 31, 14:01:30
• Lolf - we're doomed/saved!
  Posted By: Cardiff Canary, Oct 31, 14:01:20
• Kvist to Maghoma
  Posted By: phrankin, Oct 31, 14:01:10
• GTFI now switch on Norwich
  Posted By: loz, Oct 31, 14:01:00
• OMG
  Posted By: phrankin, Oct 31, 14:00:25
• Staying up!
  Posted By: 51eve, Oct 31, 14:00:18
• Booom
  Posted By: SCC 28, Oct 31, 13:59:49
• 1
  If we can just stop shipping these pathetic goals we will be in business
  Posted By: Jim, Oct 31, 13:57:40
• Much better when we play forward quicker
  Posted By: 51eve, Oct 31, 13:56:17
• What a brilliant goal
  Posted By: paulg, Oct 31, 13:53:57
• 3
  Fickle as feck
  Posted By: BenditlikeBarham, Oct 31, 13:53:49
• 1
  kvistgaarden has some brilliant passes
  Posted By: Mk_Canary, Oct 31, 13:53:01
• Thats how you play as a winger Brooks
  Posted By: roedtonowhere, Oct 31, 13:52:26
• 1
  No chance we don’t win now
  Posted By: SCC 28, Oct 31, 13:51:37
• GTFI come on Norwich
  Posted By: loz, Oct 31, 13:51:23
• Get in there. Now win this
  Posted By: Jim, Oct 31, 13:51:21
• 2 screamers today let’s have another!!
  Posted By: footymadman, Oct 31, 13:51:19
• Never in doubt. :)
  Posted By: DrDublin, Oct 31, 13:51:03
• Wow. Pick that out
  Posted By: 51eve, Oct 31, 13:51:02
• Wow
  Posted By: SCC 28, Oct 31, 13:50:29
• There u go. Brookes stopped running and just let the man go
  Posted By: um_gah, Oct 31, 13:47:09
• Big Mac on surely ??
  Posted By: loz, Oct 31, 13:46:24
• 1
  Brooks worse than Jurasek
  Posted By: roedtonowhere, Oct 31, 13:46:18
• 2
  There's no way City win this 3-2 .
  Posted By: MORDENCANARY, Oct 31, 13:46:06
• Come on Norwich win this fucker
  Posted By: loz, Oct 31, 13:44:08
• Get in. They are shit at the back too. Can win this
  Posted By: Jim, Oct 31, 13:43:43
• Cracking finish
  Posted By: 51eve, Oct 31, 13:42:40
• Get in
  Posted By: loz, Oct 31, 13:42:05
• 1
  Brookes is dire. Does he not want to fight and keep or
  Posted By: um_gah, Oct 31, 13:39:56
• 1
  Should get Big Mac on for paris and Kvisty to 10
  Posted By: loz, Oct 31, 13:38:12
• 1
  Over 4 hours without a goal at home
  Posted By: SCC 28, Oct 31, 13:35:12
• 4
  PM Simon
  Posted By: SCC 28, Oct 31, 13:33:13
• 3
  Clement's tactics
  Posted By: jonobro, Oct 31, 13:29:28
• 1
  Field Stacey Cordoba Brooks off at half time. Topic Kellen Darling Mak on
  Posted By: Yurik Hunt, Oct 31, 13:28:15
• 1
  Expensive season tickets for this level of shit and no comms…
  Posted By: loz, Oct 31, 13:26:57
• If Cordoba comes out for the second half 😫
  Posted By: pkdo75, Oct 31, 13:26:23
• Bollocky-bollocks
  Posted By: BarclayBazzin, Oct 31, 13:24:39
• 4
  I think we have seen enough this season....
  Posted By: usacanary, Oct 31, 13:24:32
• 2
  On the positive side
  Posted By: jAC, Oct 31, 13:24:11
• 3
  Thing is Watford look poor and we are making them look good.
  Posted By: um_gah, Oct 31, 13:22:14
• Shows how bad Charlton were last week. Kvist looked halfway decent
  Posted By: roedtonowhere, Oct 31, 13:21:23
• Embarrassing
  Posted By: loz, Oct 31, 13:20:50
• Cordoba can fuck off. Shocking this season, give the Brazilian lad a go
  Posted By: ParrotPuncher, Oct 31, 13:20:43
• 1
  4 4 fucking 2 mate
  Posted By: Charles21, Oct 31, 13:20:40
• 1
  Making Watford look like Spain
  Posted By: LowestoftBoy, Oct 31, 13:19:29
• Has City ever lost NINE games before the end of October ?
  Posted By: MORDENCANARY, Oct 31, 13:15:24
• 1
  Musaba is so fucking lazy
  Posted By: loz, Oct 31, 13:15:02
• 4
  Worryingly Kenny absence is a bad reaction to his ankle ..
  Posted By: loz, Oct 31, 13:13:44
• Thing is I just no there is no hope in turning this around with these players
  Posted By: Azteca, Oct 31, 13:13:26
• 2
  There is just no desire to defend our box
  Posted By: Jim, Oct 31, 13:11:27
• Stacey's positioning is constantly abysmal
  Posted By: jAC, Oct 31, 13:11:10
• 1
  And I thought Bolton at home was bad
  Posted By: Azteca, Oct 31, 13:10:30
• 1
  Sam Field offers absolutely no outlet for a pass.
  Posted By: Jim, Oct 31, 13:08:04
• I know fisher has been poor but surely he needs a run of games ?
  Posted By: loz, Oct 31, 13:07:09
• Chrisene bloody dreadful
  Posted By: roedtonowhere, Oct 31, 13:04:11
• 2
  Clement 's final game?
  Posted By: BarclayBazzin, Oct 31, 13:04:07
• 1
  Going down?
  Posted By: 51eve, Oct 31, 13:02:52
• Fucking t-Rex in goal
  Posted By: thirsty work, Oct 31, 13:02:16
• 4
  That is just totally, unacceptably pathetic
  Posted By: Jim, Oct 31, 13:02:06
• 1
  I thought it was all over ......it is now .
  Posted By: MORDENCANARY, Oct 31, 13:01:58
• 2
  No Kenny no win again ffs
  Posted By: loz, Oct 31, 13:01:55
• 3
  cordoba has become the new duffy
  Posted By: Mk_Canary, Oct 31, 13:01:26
• 1
  Wide open on the counter and not good enough to control possession
  Posted By: roedtonowhere, Oct 31, 13:01:15
• 1
  2 identical goals. What the fuck is up with Cordoba
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, Oct 31, 13:01:15
• 1
  What the fuck has happened this season.
  Posted By: phrankin, Oct 31, 13:00:57
• 4
  Sack him for his own good
  Posted By: SCC 28, Oct 31, 13:00:05
• 2
  Cordoba again. Get him off ffs
  Posted By: Azteca, Oct 31, 12:59:42
• 1
  What the actual fuck. That was worse than the first one.
  Posted By: Yurik Hunt, Oct 31, 12:59:35
• 0-2 🤮
  Posted By: loz, Oct 31, 12:59:34
• Come on Norwich can’t keep gifting sides their 1st away win
  Posted By: loz, Oct 31, 12:56:16
• 1
  Can we take Musaba off and bring him on later?
  Posted By: Charles21, Oct 31, 12:55:48
• 6
  cordoba shouldve done more
  Posted By: Mk_Canary, Oct 31, 12:44:15
• 3
  Fucking shocking that
  Posted By: Yurik Hunt, Oct 31, 12:42:18
• 5
  Watford look bad
  Posted By: SCC 28, Oct 31, 12:40:05
• STREAN + Radio Norfp;l commentary
  Posted By: BillTV4, Oct 31, 12:29:07
• Watching on Sky via BA Starlink just before departure to Austin. World we live in
  Posted By: 51eve, Oct 31, 12:25:32
• who told clement he has to embrace the halloween spirit and scare the fans
  Posted By: Mk_Canary, Oct 31, 12:15:34
• 3
  Is Dr D here today?
  Posted By: mike_the_sphinx, Oct 31, 12:09:15
• 1
  Go for it early, get a couple of ghouls up
  Posted By: paulg, Oct 31, 12:02:44
• 1
  Not going to be 0-0 this is it
  Posted By: Jim, Oct 31, 12:02:21
• 4
  Congrats to Topic back on the bench
  Posted By: loz, Oct 31, 11:27:53
• 2
  Back to two attacking wingers hope Musaba remembers to defend as well
  Posted By: loz, Oct 31, 11:24:46
• 7
  No Kenny or Pelle
  Posted By: loz, Oct 31, 11:17:03
• 5
  Watford score once in their last 5 away games
  Posted By: SCC 28, Oct 31, 11:10:26
• So word on the street is Watford have been on a boot camp...
  Posted By: usacanary, Oct 31, 11:08:09
• 5
  Have tried to sell back our tickets for today
  Posted By: Charles21, Oct 31, 09:43:10
• 9
  Does anyone know if the match is on TV today?
  Posted By: Charles21, Oct 31, 09:27:17
• 6
  If Brooks is out I’d be tempted to play Big Mac..
  Posted By: loz, Oct 31, 09:22:30
• EARLY KICK OFF KLAXON!! 12:30
  Posted By: phrankin, Oct 31, 09:10:57
• 10
  Game day. 3 massive points please
  Posted By: loz, Oct 31, 07:19:12
• 7
  First / Wrath of the wordle 2
  Posted By: Col Mustard, Oct 31, 06:02:55

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