Messages For 30th August 2026

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• 31/08/2026
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• 29/08/2026

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  Man United
  Posted By: Ipswichyellow, Aug 30, 22:56:15
• 8
  Marceslipino Nunez
  Posted By: Hertscanary, Aug 30, 21:03:32
• 4
  Well I’ve just eaten 20 whole Kinder eggs.
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Aug 30, 20:16:08
• 2
  Surely there's a uk club who has a football hasn't to the pepto bismal theme
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Aug 30, 20:14:56
• Big shout out to Super Jack Stacey for his recent assists
  Posted By: Azteca, Aug 30, 20:08:07
• Sparta Vs Slavia on Jurasek’s birthday. Will he get on ??
  Posted By: loz, Aug 30, 19:39:38
• 3
  Anyone see Fontaines DC at Reading on the telly? This is the shirt Grian was wearing.
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Aug 30, 19:25:51
• They signed him in the hope that he'd be a game changer
  Posted By: A new PC Mr Creosote, Aug 30, 19:05:32
• 3
  Binners moaning at United shirts in away end at OT today.
  Posted By: Steeno Steeno, Aug 30, 18:47:13
• 1
  Very nice bottle of red just being opened after that Man U humiliation of scum
  Posted By: MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 18:44:46
• 2
  Ratastic weekend
  Posted By: Hit Squadie, Aug 30, 18:42:19
• Man Utd are honestly poor
  Posted By: Yurik Hunt, Aug 30, 18:21:08
• 1
  That rain is insane
  Posted By: jamesward, Aug 30, 18:20:24
• 1
  We want 6
  Posted By: Jumbo1, Aug 30, 18:17:00
• 2
  I mean this is a fucking spanking!
  Posted By: shoddy, Aug 30, 18:15:27
• Remember when Utd beat the scum 9-0 in 1995. Still time - c'mon Utd !
  Posted By: Saucerer, Aug 30, 18:14:56
• 1
  Perfect bank holiday weekend
  Posted By: Surrey Yella, Aug 30, 18:13:41
• That’s shut the fuckers up
  Posted By: colincanary, Aug 30, 18:13:41
• FIVE ONE!
  Posted By: SCC 28, Aug 30, 18:12:33
• Lovely Sunday afternoon game this!
  Posted By: phrankin, Aug 30, 18:11:28
• LOOOOOL
  Posted By: norwaay, Aug 30, 18:10:51
• 5
  Posted By: loz, Aug 30, 18:10:46
• 1
  Just logged on to say HAHAHAHAHAHA from Rhodes.
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Aug 30, 17:59:16
• A scum red card woukd be nice
  Posted By: loz, Aug 30, 17:58:32
• Ho Ho Ho
  Posted By: shoddy, Aug 30, 17:58:05
• ONHA
  Posted By: norwaay, Aug 30, 17:56:53
• ONHA
  Posted By: loz, Aug 30, 17:56:49
• 1
  We want 5
  Posted By: SCC 28, Aug 30, 17:56:29
• Ratty slip
  Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Aug 30, 17:55:32
• Can’t wait for the 🐀 post match blubbing
  Posted By: SCC 28, Aug 30, 17:50:30
• Jaclolb Greaves
  Posted By: jamesward, Aug 30, 17:49:00
• 19
  Celebrating after hitting his hand?
  Posted By: SCC 28, Aug 30, 17:45:34
• onha
  Posted By: Pixelman, Aug 30, 17:45:32
• 2
  Villa signing Harwood-Bellend from Saints
  Posted By: jamesward, Aug 30, 17:26:25
• 2
  Does the rat get an assist for that😂
  Posted By: Men without hats, Aug 30, 17:12:40
• 4
  HAHA YOU LITTLE FUCKING RAT CUNT
  Posted By: norwaay, Aug 30, 17:12:02
• Good work from the 🐀
  Posted By: loz, Aug 30, 17:11:06
• The rat fucks up and manure score
  Posted By: um_gah, Aug 30, 17:11:04
• Ha ha
  Posted By: Ulf jr, Aug 30, 17:10:57
• Poor Nunez lol
  Posted By: SCC 28, Aug 30, 17:10:51
• 5
  Hate to say it but Piswich look good
  Posted By: Kev, Aug 30, 17:02:32
• wheres VAR when you need it
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Aug 30, 17:01:44
• 6
  They're gonna stay up this time aren't they !
  Posted By: MORDENCANARY, Aug 30, 17:01:31
• Twats
  Posted By: colincanary, Aug 30, 17:00:27
• You’d think United would have learnt from the appointing a caretaker manager thing ?…
  Posted By: loz, Aug 30, 16:59:51
• 1
  Man u are dross. Too many long shots.
  Posted By: Pixelman, Aug 30, 16:55:39
• 3
  Man u v Pisswich score prediction? I’m going 2-1 to Man u
  Posted By: Biggles, Aug 30, 16:01:58
• 16
  Jay enem?
  Posted By: paulg, Aug 30, 15:00:51
• 2
  Brighton have gone very shit. Gonna get thrashed
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Aug 30, 14:27:06
• 10
  208 all out, 388 ahead, more than enough.
  Posted By: DrDublin, Aug 30, 11:40:25
• 4
  If carlsburg done Saturdays…
  Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Aug 30, 11:21:20
• Interesting subtitles on this YouTube of the highlights yesterday…
  Posted By: Ruttles, Aug 30, 11:16:24
• 1
  Biggest disappointment today will be when at 7-0 Mafia
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Aug 30, 11:15:47
• 1
  Quick one two - liquid football
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Aug 30, 11:08:58
• 1
  Junior Canary membership welcome packs
  Posted By: JoeyDeacon, Aug 30, 10:50:28
• Research Best Case Software
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Aug 30, 10:20:38
• 1
  Cordoba has done a YouTube
  Posted By: loz, Aug 30, 10:11:14
• Big Phil did the best fist pumps yesterday
  Posted By: jamesward, Aug 30, 09:36:16
• 1
  One thing I noticed - No drum = goals
  Posted By: Jumbo1, Aug 30, 08:40:37
• 3
  After yesterday’s game, I’m inclined to agree with the Junior Canary who said
  Posted By: Fenwood Lad, Aug 30, 08:20:33
• 2
  Call me Gok Wan, but I noticed Touré,Brooks and Musaba absolutly rocking the long sleeve
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Aug 30, 08:07:31
• 1
  'Goal' music has to stop. Ruined the highlights and isn't needed
  Posted By: MonkeyPuzzle, Aug 30, 07:12:43
• 3
  was good
  Posted By: firjam, Aug 30, 04:53:15
• 4
  Andre Brooks
  Posted By: norwaay, Aug 30, 00:27:44
• 8
  Wrath of the Wordle 4
  Posted By: revsimon, Aug 30, 00:15:12

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