Messages For 25th April 2013

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  WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?
  Posted By: Arizona Bay, Apr 25, 23:09:22
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  Men who make their wives wear burqas is because they've been lumbered with a right munter
  Posted By: harry boulders, Apr 25, 22:59:41
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  I feel just like Winona Ryder
  Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Apr 25, 22:57:09
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  Luciana Berger - yes or no?
  Posted By: essexcanaryOTBC, Apr 25, 22:49:28
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  Margaret Thatcher is dead, but if she was alive, she wouldn't be dead anymore
  Posted By: talbotsunbeamer, Apr 25, 22:48:14
• Last one from me tonight.
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Apr 25, 22:47:45
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  There are four bullocks roaming loose in Norfolk. One of them may be in your living room.
  Posted By: Bravo win or die, Apr 25, 22:46:03
• Ricky Gervais is well past his laugh by date
  Posted By: harry boulders, Apr 25, 22:44:30
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  So what is Ruddy doing early tomorrow morning that would provoke this response from a Yoof
  Posted By: Yellalee, Apr 25, 22:44:08
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  If you sneezeand fart at the same time you do a backflip
  Posted By: Huge Small, Apr 25, 22:41:54
• There is no such thing as a duck-billed platypus. It's a hoax.
  Posted By: APB, Apr 25, 22:41:29
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  Heroin was once marketed as a cough medicine.
  Posted By: APB, Apr 25, 22:40:37
• You have to eat a ton of dirt before you die.
  Posted By: APB, Apr 25, 22:39:59
• Nazi doctors first made the conclusion smoking causes cancer.
  Posted By: harry boulders, Apr 25, 22:39:27
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  It is impossible for a woman to shit and piss at the same time.
  Posted By: APB, Apr 25, 22:37:11
• In the olden days, a man could tell just by looking.
  Posted By: APB, Apr 25, 22:36:37
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  A mushroom can weigh as much as a man if it grows big enough.
  Posted By: APB, Apr 25, 22:36:02
• 1
  The longest snake ever caught was 200 metres long.
  Posted By: APB, Apr 25, 22:35:31
• 1
  There are no rocks in Bangladesh.
  Posted By: APB, Apr 25, 22:34:49
• A bowling pin only needs to tilt 7.5 degrees to fall.
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Apr 25, 22:33:55
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  Furthest you can get from a McDonald?s in the (mainland) UK: 86 miles
  Posted By: CWC, Apr 25, 22:24:27
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  If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air (the horse,
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Apr 25, 22:22:15
• 75% of grapes used to make champagne are red
  Posted By: shoddy, Apr 25, 22:17:06
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  I am bored
  Posted By: Charles21, Apr 25, 22:16:15
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  A pig?s orgasm lasts for 30 minutes.
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Apr 25, 22:15:13
• The most commonly used word used worldwide is 'Taxi'
  Posted By: South_West_Canary, Apr 25, 22:13:21
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  There's so many grains of sand in the Sahara desert
  Posted By: South_West_Canary, Apr 25, 22:11:47
• BasLOL
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Apr 25, 21:57:10
• The Higgs Bosom isn't a real tit
  Posted By: talbotsunbeamer, Apr 25, 21:55:39
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  indian railways employ more people than the indian armed forces
  Posted By: Tombs, Apr 25, 21:55:14
• Ipswich Town Football Club are ?80m in debt
  Posted By: talbotsunbeamer, Apr 25, 21:51:02
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  Basel have got a pelanty. FACT!
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Apr 25, 21:47:41
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  The founder of match.com, Gary Kremen
  Posted By: Klobo04, Apr 25, 21:31:30
• make it stop
  Posted By: SCC 28, Apr 25, 21:30:35
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  Nelson Mandela was not removed from the US terror watch list until 2008.
  Posted By: Klobo04, Apr 25, 21:29:57
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  Giraffes can go without water longer than a camel
  Posted By: emmaroyds, Apr 25, 21:26:59
• The Dyslexia Research Centre is in Reading
  Posted By: Klobo04, Apr 25, 21:24:53
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  On average, there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds BigMac bun
  Posted By: emmaroyds, Apr 25, 21:11:33
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  danders, how was your tart?
  Posted By: Tombs, Apr 25, 20:55:49
• 5
  Here another cool fact for you to try at home
  Posted By: emmaroyds, Apr 25, 20:51:37
• Hazard shitting it in front of goal
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, Apr 25, 20:50:16
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  Cool fact
  Posted By: emmaroyds, Apr 25, 20:43:49
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  I'm having raspberry and pear tart with lashings of jersey cream at half time...
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, Apr 25, 20:36:40
• 3
  Is Terry the total See You Next Toosdee injured?..
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, Apr 25, 20:30:06
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  Chelski one up then
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, Apr 25, 20:17:42
• Booommmmmski
  Posted By: promethian1, Apr 25, 20:17:30
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  Is El-Nenny playing for Basel tonight?
  Posted By: Klobo04, Apr 25, 20:11:26
• 11
  fenerbahce v benfica on the itv4
  Posted By: Tombs, Apr 25, 20:07:55
• 6
  When T-shirts go wrong...
  Posted By: bird table, Apr 25, 19:37:41
• 3
  Does the Southampton manager speak English???
  Posted By: promethian1, Apr 25, 19:29:47
• 3
  Lets hope he doesn't 'go missing' ...
  Posted By: UtterlyHuckerby, Apr 25, 19:28:33
• 1
  Tinternet is so fast now... I might even get lottery results before they are drawn...
  Posted By: promethian1, Apr 25, 19:15:52
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  FAO Ian in Holland. You are a regular poster who calls people 'Spackers' and 'Retards'
  Posted By: phrankin, Apr 25, 18:57:19
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  Norfolk Marshman on Flog It BBC2 roight now
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, Apr 25, 18:44:49
• 4
  local elections how do you vote
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Apr 25, 18:41:29
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  Looks like we've found Wolfwilly's partner then
  Posted By: Old Git, Apr 25, 18:37:04
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  US claim Syrian forces using chemical weapons...
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, Apr 25, 18:30:45
• 2
  Brendan Bleatfest ...
  Posted By: UtterlyHuckerby, Apr 25, 17:27:29
• 18
  something I have learned today
  Posted By: emmaroyds, Apr 25, 17:13:06
• Bongela on a mouth ulcer that has pissed you off all day... Winner!
  Posted By: Steeno Steeno, Apr 25, 16:47:31
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  Just had my 38 meg fibre broadband connected......WHOOSH
  Posted By: promethian1, Apr 25, 16:44:59
• I know what Judo is
  Posted By: Duane Pipe, Apr 25, 16:41:13
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  wtf..
  Posted By: Tombs, Apr 25, 16:28:58
• 4
  Anyone watching Bluestone 42......
  Posted By: BSE Canary, Apr 25, 16:02:21
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  FAO Phrankin
  Posted By: Ian In Holland, Apr 25, 15:59:34
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  so Hyundai are a bunch of insensitive cunts then
  Posted By: Ralf Scrampton, Apr 25, 15:45:49
• 3
  If we beat Stoke on this Saturday does it means we are mathematically safe?
  Posted By: XXL16, Apr 25, 15:21:13
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  Toffolo!
  Posted By: Tricky Hawes, Apr 25, 15:04:19
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  Secret Ryan Bennett picture..........
  Posted By: usacanary, Apr 25, 14:47:34
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  rothpoll: Barnett or Bennett R for Stoke?
  Posted By: Tricky Hawes, Apr 25, 14:46:28
• 3
  Hunks of beef Monster Munch with accidentally melted mozzarella on...
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, Apr 25, 14:27:32
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  Working indoors when it's sunny
  Posted By: Charles21, Apr 25, 13:51:12
• When did Norwich last score a Jew go...I mean a sweaty goa..
  Posted By: Charles21, Apr 25, 13:48:56
• Clappers Schmappers. It's all about the caxirolas.
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Apr 25, 13:45:28
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  Lovely old merkin stoodents
  Posted By: Old Man, Apr 25, 13:34:46
• Anyone after a Stoke ticket?
  Posted By: ingi, Apr 25, 13:27:11
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  tooner six inch subway on italian white bread cheesentusted
  Posted By: Tombs, Apr 25, 13:15:22
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  Some research at lunchtime re. sweaty goal
  Posted By: BSE Canary, Apr 25, 13:12:19
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  Anyone catch Declan on masterchef?
  Posted By: hoolahan, Apr 25, 12:51:11
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  Bloody democratic process, don't they know who we are!
  Posted By: Ben, Apr 25, 12:42:37
• Until three minutes ago I was blissfully unaware of the term Jew Goal...
  Posted By: Dandy Highburyman, Apr 25, 12:03:53
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  nice piece on bassong on the EPL show this week
  Posted By: SCC 28, Apr 25, 11:38:38
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  CIPC
  Posted By: CB41, Apr 25, 11:37:10
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  WW1 but some of these made me giggle a little
  Posted By: Old Man, Apr 25, 11:10:22
• 13
  haha! bit of a laugh on the school run this morning.....
  Posted By: Cheltenham_Canary, Apr 25, 10:25:45
• 10
  Jew Goal
  Posted By: duke of york, Apr 25, 10:21:54
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  got cut up this morning by a driver in a people carrier full of kids who was
  Posted By: Tombs, Apr 25, 09:52:11
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  If we stay up
  Posted By: Drinklebells, Apr 25, 08:28:39
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  If we want to push on next season this is the kind of player we need
  Posted By: Duck, Apr 25, 07:55:22
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  1,335 Re-tweets
  Posted By: Arizona Bay, Apr 25, 06:47:14
• 1
  Fao pants
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Apr 25, 06:29:44
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  Oh yeah, I hope the morons on here who persistent go "Lol Liga" realise
  Posted By: pants, Apr 25, 00:52:31
• 7
  Only1doherty
  Posted By: pants, Apr 25, 00:26:53
• Boo!
  Posted By: um_gah, Apr 25, 00:12:40

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