Messages For 9th February 2018

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• Susan (Susanne?) Tully off Michelle Fowler sat two seats in front of me in the Barclay.
  Posted By: APB, Feb 9, 23:50:43
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  Jim Davidson
  Posted By: clem fandango, Feb 9, 23:37:13
• I got introduced to Grant Holt as BGH.
  Posted By: BigGrantHolt, Feb 9, 23:30:50
• Just been to Tatlers lovely grub and a whole bottle of wine on my own, I didn't go on
  Posted By: lovely old job, Feb 9, 23:09:39
• Tudders & Jumbo, well & Tombs you always make me laugh.
  Posted By: lovely old job, Feb 9, 23:05:07
• I once bumped into (literally) Russell Brand and Katie Perry
  Posted By: Kev, Feb 9, 22:59:46
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  I once was in the same cabin as Liz Hurley and Michael Ball on a flight to JKF, well I say
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Feb 9, 22:55:23
• i once have ayrton senna a seatie on my bicycle 🚲 to the post ✉ office
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Feb 9, 22:50:07
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  i once gave carol vorderman a pearl necklace
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Feb 9, 22:43:07
• Group
  Posted By: colincanary, Feb 9, 22:39:32
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  i taught the fonze how to be cool 😎
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Feb 9, 22:38:59
• I once had breakfast with Louis Theroux
  Posted By: CWC, Feb 9, 22:29:55
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  Oi, sphincter face, yeah you.....💨🚧🚀🗿🛐🇻🇦
  Posted By: CB41, Feb 9, 22:29:26
• Once took a flight to Glasgow with Charlene Spiteri
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Feb 9, 22:28:24
• I also once came back from LA on the same plane as
  Posted By: Chicken, Feb 9, 22:26:17
• I once came back from LA on the same plane as
  Posted By: Chicken, Feb 9, 22:25:27
• Jesus once wanted me for a sunbeam
  Posted By: CB41, Feb 9, 22:21:35
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  I did a fairly messy shit in Cathy Dennis's mums toilet (not a euphamism)
  Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Feb 9, 22:07:52
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  I've got Larralds autograph
  Posted By: pants, Feb 9, 21:49:54
• I shared a lift in Harvey Nic’s with Lisa Stansfield
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Feb 9, 21:44:42
• I once swam in a relay team with Brian Brinkley and Christine Illman
  Posted By: CB41, Feb 9, 21:43:58
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  Pete Doherty called me a mess and suggested I seek medical attention
  Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Feb 9, 21:43:09
• Just over 2 weeks ago I was having a tequila on stage with Erick Morillo
  Posted By: Karnivore, Feb 9, 21:28:59
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  Saw Nick berry on the train hiding..
  Posted By: kye, Feb 9, 21:25:29
• I once told Mark E Smith that no-one would go for an album called I Am Kurious Lemon
  Posted By: Old Man, Feb 9, 21:19:48
• I once asked Howard from Take That for the time whilst waiting for a train in London
  Posted By: I Am Hoot, Feb 9, 21:19:47
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  I kicked the shit out of that stupid cat called Tom
  Posted By: LittleMouseWithClogs, Feb 9, 21:17:45
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  I had a piss next to Kurt Cobain
  Posted By: Barno, Feb 9, 21:13:50
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  I once returned Mark Morrison's mac to him after he dropped it on the road.
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, Feb 9, 21:09:00
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  My Jool's bought s house off John Foxx of Ultravox
  Posted By: CB41, Feb 9, 21:06:49
• I really did in actual real life, wire an outside light for Jerry goss
  Posted By: Mickdundee, Feb 9, 21:03:58
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  I sailed with Simon le bon
  Posted By: pinkney, Feb 9, 21:02:20
• I had a weekend break
  Posted By: emmaroyds, Feb 9, 21:02:19
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  I fucked Jacob Rees-Mogg
  Posted By: CB41, Feb 9, 20:57:26
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  I shared a jazz cigarette with Mark morriss from the Bluetones
  Posted By: Joe Strimmer, Feb 9, 20:53:04
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  1959 FA cup legend, Bobby Brennan used to be my neighbour.
  Posted By: essexcanaryOTBC, Feb 9, 20:38:39
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  I won the Eurovision Song Contest once just playing my kazoo
  Posted By: Old Man, Feb 9, 20:35:37
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  Right, fuckers.
  Posted By: Arizona Bay, Feb 9, 20:35:13
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  Looks like thingy isn't in the Cardiff squad at all tonight
  Posted By: Azteca, Feb 9, 20:34:52
• I once made a salad for Gordon Ramsey
  Posted By: Jamie Oliver, Feb 9, 20:33:49
• Claire from steps asked me out..
  Posted By: kye, Feb 9, 20:32:33
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  i saw ulf ottoson score a goal
  Posted By: earthleakage, Feb 9, 20:29:09
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  I once had a steamy affair with Cathy Dennis
  Posted By: inutero, Feb 9, 20:28:32
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  I once had dinner with my Dad
  Posted By: CB41, Feb 9, 20:27:10
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  On a ✈️. Top that, 🚂 and 🚌 boy.
  Posted By: APB, Feb 9, 20:25:57
• Nick Oliveri asked me where St Denys Street was
  Posted By: pants, Feb 9, 20:23:50
• Duncan Forbes gave me and my Dad a couple of tickets Blackburn away
  Posted By: colincanary, Feb 9, 20:20:33
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  Phil Oakey once cooked me a macrobiotic meal.
  Posted By: avenging canary, Feb 9, 20:18:19
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  FAO Yellalee. Predictions are in.
  Posted By: I Am Hoot, Feb 9, 20:11:41
• Richard Osman from off of on Pointless
  Posted By: emmaroyds, Feb 9, 20:09:33
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  My father shared a lift (elevator) with Whitney Houston once.
  Posted By: APB, Feb 9, 20:05:42
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  I'd like to nominate a new wrathism
  Posted By: Henclrikus, Feb 9, 19:23:20
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  Ian McCulloch asked me if I could get him some coke.
  Posted By: avenging canary, Feb 9, 19:16:59
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  i made tea for the utah saints
  Posted By: Joe Strimmer, Feb 9, 19:10:49
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  i met tje sugarhill gang and grandmaster melle mel
  Posted By: Joe Strimmer, Feb 9, 19:09:40
• You won't believe but yep, Webber thingy part 3....
  Posted By: DrDublin, Feb 9, 19:00:46
• Sounds like we have a sell on or appearance based fees for Middleton
  Posted By: city_lad, Feb 9, 18:56:57
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  I really want to take up the Bagpipes. That’s it really.
  Posted By: ghost of hucks, Feb 9, 18:46:53
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  ‘He’s not from San Francisco, he’s from Hunter’s Bar’
  Posted By: avenging canary, Feb 9, 18:43:03
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  Webber part 2 interview
  Posted By: IG88, Feb 9, 18:34:17
• webber thingy part 2..
  Posted By: DrDublin, Feb 9, 18:30:12
• Wessimonial...
  Posted By: loz, Feb 9, 18:12:32
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  This academy thing sounds like it will be crowdfunding ?...
  Posted By: loz, Feb 9, 18:09:21
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  Tyronne Ebuehi (right back from ADO) did NOT sign for benfica. He is still at ADO.
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, Feb 9, 18:03:14
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  I met
  Posted By: StalhamPopularFront, Feb 9, 17:39:29
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  Bobby Gillespie
  Posted By: clem fandango, Feb 9, 17:29:11
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  Ask Webber thingy................
  Posted By: DrDublin, Feb 9, 17:07:14
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  Club have posted some of the ask Webber
  Posted By: loz, Feb 9, 17:06:24
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  Just seen Nina Narnar in Curry PC World sweetbriar retail park, managed to bag a selfie
  Posted By: Tombs, Feb 9, 16:51:45
• Dirty Den junior in the theatre bogs when he was an understudy in Grease The Musical.
  Posted By: Huge Small, Feb 9, 16:29:45
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  The game isn’t fair
  Posted By: Old Git, Feb 9, 16:26:59
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  i houseshared with the guitarist from The Killers
  Posted By: CauldRon, Feb 9, 16:25:38
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  I shared a bottle of whiskey and got very drunk with....
  Posted By: Cheltenham_Canary, Feb 9, 16:07:48
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  My dad invented oil.
  Posted By: tudders, Feb 9, 16:04:49
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  I once got a handy from Helen Mirren...
  Posted By: usacanary, Feb 9, 15:45:51
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  Photography / law q
  Posted By: 51eve, Feb 9, 15:23:31
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  I wrote the riff for Brian Mays guitar bit in we will rock you
  Posted By: Tombs, Feb 9, 15:16:33
• FFS......
  Posted By: usacanary, Feb 9, 14:46:31
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  Can’t wait for Larrald’s celeb post. Presumably it’ll be in PDF format
  Posted By: Adster, Feb 9, 14:39:50
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  I sat opposite the not Harry Enfield double take brother on a train
  Posted By: McGill, Feb 9, 14:26:36
• I bought baby oil for the Chipendales
  Posted By: usacanary, Feb 9, 14:22:13
• I was in a little gift shop in St Peters road Yarmuff and who should walk in but
  Posted By: Dunney, Feb 9, 14:18:42
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  Press news in...
  Posted By: DrDublin, Feb 9, 13:59:19
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  Article about Grant Holt at Norwich
  Posted By: SimonOTBC, Feb 9, 13:57:32
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  I once opened the BHAFC gate to let Fat Boy Slim onto the pitch at the Withdean
  Posted By: essexcanaryOTBC, Feb 9, 13:47:22
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  Viciously attacked by Noel Edmonds with a can of Cossack hair spray
  Posted By: Tressells Broadbrush, Feb 9, 13:41:30
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  Trybull out for season :(
  Posted By: norway, Feb 9, 13:35:21
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  Madderz ahead in the GotM - but not by much
  Posted By: Higher Wrather, Feb 9, 13:23:30
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  Right hold my beer..... i once
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Feb 9, 13:16:33
• Gave a cheesy grin to Iwan in St Andrews Tavern a couple of weeks back.
  Posted By: jetblackbass, Feb 9, 13:14:56
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  I’ve mentioned before that I once saw Worthy in the Bonds ladies lingerie dept.
  Posted By: jetblackbass, Feb 9, 13:00:05
• Reheated enchiladas with garlic & onion fried rice
  Posted By: Jacksons_Twelfth, Feb 9, 12:56:39
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  I once picked Manic Street Preachers up when they'd broken down on the M1.
  Posted By: avenging canary, Feb 9, 12:45:56
• Webber has spoken to the press today. Will be interesting to hear what he says.
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, Feb 9, 12:45:03
• I stuck a lapel mic on Wilf Self
  Posted By: maidstoneyellow, Feb 9, 12:43:13
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  Today is one of those days where an opposing fan might stumble across the Wrath
  Posted By: Knitted Jesus, Feb 9, 12:43:03
• Rookie mistake confession
  Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Feb 9, 12:42:26
• Trinity Mirror has bought the Daily Express. Interesting
  Posted By: Higher Wrather, Feb 9, 12:39:59
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  I knocked a display over in Tesco once, almost killing James May from Top Gear.
  Posted By: tim berry, Feb 9, 12:37:22
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  My yougest boy is autistic, but he has a huge following of celebs on twitter & many are re
  Posted By: lovely old job, Feb 9, 12:34:12
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  I tripped over Gripper Stebson at a music festival in Gt Yarmouth in about 1982
  Posted By: jetblackbass, Feb 9, 12:33:54
• Mahrez is back training I see.
  Posted By: protheroe fitzgibbon, Feb 9, 12:33:45
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  I once had that John Simm in the back of my car.
  Posted By: APB, Feb 9, 12:31:33
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  I was once on stage with John Inman
  Posted By: Old Man, Feb 9, 12:18:13
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  I once pushed my daughter on the swings while Grant Holt was pushing his on next swing
  Posted By: megson, Feb 9, 12:17:24
• Vote for Maddison!!!!
  Posted By: Drinklebells, Feb 9, 12:10:31
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  Toga have a lovely flag.
  Posted By: Pixelman, Feb 9, 12:08:10
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  No.
  Posted By: Arizona Bay, Feb 9, 12:03:48
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  I was about to get on stage with Pop Will Eat Itself and play guitar.
  Posted By: APB, Feb 9, 11:55:35
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  Please, for the love of God make it stop... find the anecdote antidote?
  Posted By: Worthing Yellow, Feb 9, 11:54:42
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  PM Tombs
  Posted By: norway, Feb 9, 11:37:15
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  My dog tried to shag a royal corgi, in front of it's owner
  Posted By: Yellalee, Feb 9, 11:35:52
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  I used to date Chantelle from Big Brother
  Posted By: ingi, Feb 9, 11:33:03
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  vote vote vote Maddison or Celina goal of the month
  Posted By: grays, Feb 9, 11:26:46
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  Celebrity name dropping is such a horrible trait.
  Posted By: tudders, Feb 9, 11:26:06
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  you know when you tell the same joke to a toddler over n over
  Posted By: grays, Feb 9, 11:23:03
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  Can we have a celebrity anecdote filter please Ben?
  Posted By: Knitted Jesus, Feb 9, 11:19:21
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  Winter Olympics anyone?
  Posted By: revsimon, Feb 9, 11:19:03
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  I met a naked Cliff Richard in a tennis club dressing room
  Posted By: revsimon, Feb 9, 11:18:22
• Had a chat with Jimmy Tabuck, as he went past in Sir Don Gosling's narrowboat Maisy
  Posted By: Claygate_Canary, Feb 9, 11:05:34
• I once accidentally bumped into Roger Lloyd Pack in Sheringham
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, Feb 9, 11:03:01
• My now ex wife had Sting as her English teacher.
  Posted By: CROYDONCANARY, Feb 9, 11:02:07
• PM Yellalee - predictions done. Thanks
  Posted By: Adster, Feb 9, 10:50:35
• Des O'Connor refused to give me his autograph after a charity footie match in Yarmuff
  Posted By: Dunney, Feb 9, 10:48:47
• PM; Yellalee - Q3 predictions done, many thanks 💛💚
  Posted By: Worthing Yellow, Feb 9, 10:27:06
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  Tommy Cooper. I took his interval drinks to his dressing room
  Posted By: emmaroyds, Feb 9, 10:06:57
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  I caused Tommy Cannon to break sharply after walking out in front of his car
  Posted By: phelans tash, Feb 9, 09:56:24
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  I asked Bill Bailey for directions while skiing in Cyprus
  Posted By: JamMan, Feb 9, 09:49:20
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  I once smelt Susie Fowler Watt's fart
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Feb 9, 09:47:39
• Had a chat with film megastar Paul Newman once
  Posted By: Higher Wrather, Feb 9, 09:40:37
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  Happy Birthday Marco Superman. And G&Y Beaver off of on here sometimes.
  Posted By: Pixelman, Feb 9, 09:39:13
• Has Anyone Had This Winters Flu?
  Posted By: Martin Peters, Feb 9, 09:34:52
• Zoe Ball once gave me a tissue because my nose was bleeding
  Posted By: Adster, Feb 9, 09:33:09
• Two of the actors from Howard's Way used to stay with my next door neighbour
  Posted By: trt354, Feb 9, 09:32:59
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  Karl Fletcher from Dream Team was a lifeguard at the pool I used to swim in
  Posted By: Charles21, Feb 9, 09:28:58
• I walked past Anthony from Big Brother at a tube station
  Posted By: Charles21, Feb 9, 09:27:45
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  I got Peter Duncan's autograph on the Isle of Wight ferry.
  Posted By: bird table, Feb 9, 09:21:34
• I walked past Gina from Big Brother in Hyde Park last month
  Posted By: Charles21, Feb 9, 09:21:14
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  I once drunk 10 pints of lager on a lovely summer evening in Norwich
  Posted By: strap_on sally, Feb 9, 09:01:06
• Some excellent analysis here... on the greatest goalmouth scramble in football history..
  Posted By: Pixelman, Feb 9, 08:44:50
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  Just putting this here for USAC...
  Posted By: Pixelman, Feb 9, 08:32:23
• Surpised Carl Cox when I resurfaced from under a hotel reception desk
  Posted By: shoddy, Feb 9, 08:19:14
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  Another for APB's recently dead playlist... Mr. Big's Pat Torpey RIP
  Posted By: Pixelman, Feb 9, 08:10:40
• several of us got moaned at by Norman Wisdom at a wedding in Cardiff
  Posted By: Men without hats, Feb 9, 07:44:05
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  WOTB Predictions League 2017/2018 - get your season 3 predictions in before the Scum game!
  Posted By: Yellalee, Feb 9, 07:39:57
• I nearly bumped into Richard Whitely off of Countdown because I wasn't looking where I was
  Posted By: Bravo win or die, Feb 9, 07:15:30
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  On honeymoon I chatted to Rahul (& Mrs) Dravid at a dreadful Indian restaurant in Venice.
  Posted By: norway, Feb 9, 07:12:29
• Phew Steve Bruce MoM
  Posted By: Highway, Feb 9, 07:10:23
• I short changed Herbie Hide by £10 when he paid at my till in the shop
  Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Feb 9, 06:46:03
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  It's rubbish when you can't find happy again, happens sometimes I'll find it again.
  Posted By: DrDublin, Feb 9, 03:49:02
• Friday first
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Feb 9, 00:21:51

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