Messages For 7th July 2026

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• 1
  Even the pelanties were a bit rubbish
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Jul 7, 23:54:57
• 3
  Based on today's matches
  Posted By: Kev, Jul 7, 23:54:55
• 2
  To what extent to neutrals think Swi can handle Arg?
  Posted By: Timmy_Goat, Jul 7, 23:54:42
• 1
  Yep called it
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jul 7, 23:51:04
• Stutter shocker!
  Posted By: phrankin, Jul 7, 23:47:39
• 4
  I’m going to do a Stutter v Twat-it survey
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Jul 7, 23:41:52
• Called it x
  Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Jul 7, 23:35:45
• Colombia so going to bottle this
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jul 7, 23:29:29
• 3
  Is it going to be hot forever now?
  Posted By: jamesward, Jul 7, 23:20:36
• 4
  How is Djokovic already into the semi final?
  Posted By: Charles21, Jul 7, 23:06:25
• 2
  Never a pen
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jul 7, 23:02:46
• 2
  Great djoko win; brutal stuff
  Posted By: paulg, Jul 7, 23:00:32
• Why did Switzerland take off their best two players?
  Posted By: Kangol Canary, Jul 7, 22:57:20
• England Mexico still the game of the tournament so far!
  Posted By: Kev, Jul 7, 22:56:05
• 2
  This game is so dull........
  Posted By: phrankin, Jul 7, 22:47:57
• 3
  Farage v Binface is ON.
  Posted By: Snakepit Divorceee, Jul 7, 22:43:22
• 1
  Which of these is Charlie and which is The Chocolate Factory?...
  Posted By: Worthing Yellow, Jul 7, 22:38:17
• 3
  Should just abandon this match and let the good people of Clacton decide who goes through
  Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 7, 22:30:25
• 1
  That's a red
  Posted By: CauldRon, Jul 7, 22:11:18
• 1
  The entire Referee team for France v Morocco are Argentinian. 🤯
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Jul 7, 22:05:17
• 1
  Dion Dublin quote:
  Posted By: Timmy_Goat, Jul 7, 21:57:43
• 5
  Let's go Novax, let's go
  Posted By: Charles21, Jul 7, 21:54:23
• This game is crying out for a
  Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Jul 7, 21:48:10
• 3
  Swiss defending well
  Posted By: jamesward, Jul 7, 21:36:23
• It’s a nice touch getting javier bardem to play the role of the Swiss coach
  Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Jul 7, 21:12:03
• 22
  Just back from watering at the allotment
  Posted By: Jumbo1, Jul 7, 21:02:15
• 2
  all the on pitch officials from south america
  Posted By: Tombs, Jul 7, 20:59:00
• 13
  We all watching Charlie vs the Chocolate Factory then? Who do we want to win?
  Posted By: Tricky Hawes, Jul 7, 20:23:40
• 3
  Loldia
  Posted By: DrDublin, Jul 7, 20:17:17
• 1
  Indihahahaha 68-8
  Posted By: Pixelman, Jul 7, 20:16:07
• 7
  How far from the pram did Farage's toys go?
  Posted By: CB41, Jul 7, 20:03:33
• 7
  Anyone recommend a skip hire company?
  Posted By: Snakepit Divorceee, Jul 7, 19:44:28
• Good this from England.
  Posted By: DrDublin, Jul 7, 19:40:25
• 1
  BBC closing the comments on the match
  Posted By: CauldRon, Jul 7, 19:32:36
• 7
  Oh. Just seen the replay. The Egyptian was pulled back
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Jul 7, 19:16:42
• 2
  Didn’t watch but 5Live laying into the refereeing
  Posted By: Tricky Hawes, Jul 7, 19:15:47
• Failure to pass when 4 on 2 at the end was so arrrggggghhh
  Posted By: Charles21, Jul 7, 19:10:23
• 1
  In its way, pretty piss poor from both of them
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Jul 7, 19:10:19
• 1
  Brilliant stuff 👏
  Posted By: Worthing Yellow, Jul 7, 19:09:01
• Cue the ITV Wankathon
  Posted By: Barno, Jul 7, 19:06:09
• 2
  Balls. Well, time for some England Cricket then more footy!
  Posted By: DrDublin, Jul 7, 19:05:36
• 4
  lumped on (1 pound)
  Posted By: big member, Jul 7, 19:03:37
• 2
  They deserve to go out for imploding this comprehensively.
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Jul 7, 18:59:24
• 1
  Egyptians taking it well then.
  Posted By: Pixelman, Jul 7, 18:59:18
• good god
  Posted By: paulg, Jul 7, 18:58:07
• Pathetic from Egypt - shameful
  Posted By: phrankin, Jul 7, 18:57:46
• 1
  Total wank from Egypt. A nasty load of wank.
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Jul 7, 18:56:44
• 1
  Funny they didn't check that one on var
  Posted By: CauldRon, Jul 7, 18:56:34
• Fuck sake. EgyptLOL
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Jul 7, 18:56:25
• Jesus Christ
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jul 7, 18:56:14
• Omg what a chance
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jul 7, 18:54:48
• 2
  Egypt so passive. Really fucking poor.
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Jul 7, 18:50:39
• 2
  Lumped on after SCC's info. Happy days.
  Posted By: shoddy, Jul 7, 18:49:21
• We'll still shit em
  Posted By: Men without hats, Jul 7, 18:49:18
• 1
  From what we have seen in this game
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Jul 7, 18:49:04
• ffs
  Posted By: paulg, Jul 7, 18:48:05
• what a player though.
  Posted By: Pixelman, Jul 7, 18:48:05
• Oh fuck off
  Posted By: CauldRon, Jul 7, 18:47:24
• Aww ffs
  Posted By: DrDublin, Jul 7, 18:47:22
• 1
  Yep called it
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jul 7, 18:47:20
• CUNTS
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Jul 7, 18:47:18
• 1
  Someone has replaced the batteries in Messi
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Jul 7, 18:46:17
• 1
  15 mins of Egyptian pure shit house incoming
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Jul 7, 18:44:33
• boooooooooooooooo
  Posted By: paulg, Jul 7, 18:44:08
• 1
  Yeah they’re not going out are they
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jul 7, 18:43:25
• Oh fuck off
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Jul 7, 18:43:08
• 3
  England 2nd favs at around 7/2 👀
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jul 7, 18:41:31
• "this will be the comeback of all comebacks" calm down jock
  Posted By: Tombs, Jul 7, 18:38:40
• 1
  FIFA on the phone to the VAR now
  Posted By: Charles21, Jul 7, 18:36:33
• I actually cheered that goal loudly
  Posted By: LowestoftBoy, Jul 7, 18:36:15
• 5
  4/1 argies win or draw
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jul 7, 18:35:33
• Parades should wallop the ball at Eqypt bench, in the spirit of the game and all that
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Jul 7, 18:34:01
• Morocco Egypt final anyone? X
  Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Jul 7, 18:33:08
• Can we sign Hassan?
  Posted By: CauldRon, Jul 7, 18:32:42
• OMG
  Posted By: shoddy, Jul 7, 18:32:24
• 1
  Var gonna disallow it
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jul 7, 18:31:54
• 1
  GET IN!!!
  Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 7, 18:31:45
• Well deserved
  Posted By: CauldRon, Jul 7, 18:31:16
• NOthing wrong with that one!
  Posted By: DrDublin, Jul 7, 18:31:12
• 1
  RULE THAT FUCKER OUT
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Jul 7, 18:31:08
• Zicooooooo
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jul 7, 18:31:07
• 3
  Argentina are going out anyway, no one ever retains the trophy
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Jul 7, 18:28:19
• 2
  That’s fine but
  Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Jul 7, 18:25:32
• 13
  Var gonna disallow it
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jul 7, 18:23:04
• Zicogol
  Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 7, 18:23:03
• 2
  Sex goal!!!
  Posted By: Basil Wrathbone, Jul 7, 18:23:03
• pops the tellybox on
  Posted By: Tombs, Jul 7, 18:22:41
• 1
  Goal of the tournament
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jul 7, 18:22:16
• What a terrific ghoul that was
  Posted By: DrDublin, Jul 7, 18:22:14
• Players holding their face without cause
  Posted By: CauldRon, Jul 7, 18:19:51
• Utter corruption there as expected
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jul 7, 18:16:04
• 2
  Pm tricky
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jul 7, 17:59:10
• That’s Pickfordesque
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jul 7, 17:41:14
• 2
  Argentina aren’t very good are they.
  Posted By: Fenwood Lad, Jul 7, 17:40:24
• 1
  "still merits his place" theory under stress
  Posted By: paulg, Jul 7, 17:32:53
• 1
  So England vs Colombia then
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jul 7, 17:29:41
• 2
  Messi would be the shittest penalty taker in the history of football...
  Posted By: mr carra, Jul 7, 17:25:26
• Hahahargentina
  Posted By: Basil Wrathbone, Jul 7, 17:24:13
• 2
  🤣😂🤣
  Posted By: Charles21, Jul 7, 17:23:59
• Lolnel Missi
  Posted By: Duck, Jul 7, 17:22:46
• MESSHEHEHEHEHE
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Jul 7, 17:22:17
• 4
  Oh wow! Egyptgol. Planets are aligning.
  Posted By: LowestoftBoy, Jul 7, 17:17:36
• 1
  Argenteeheeheena
  Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jul 7, 17:17:03
• Egypt ghoul!
  Posted By: DrDublin, Jul 7, 17:16:34
• 18
  Anyway, where's USAC/SpanishTwat/LatinTwat?
  Posted By: jamesward, Jul 7, 16:52:33
• 20
  Argentina vs Egypt, who are we going for in this one Wrathers?
  Posted By: DrDublin, Jul 7, 16:12:13
• 25
  Could someone explain to me in a sentence why Farage is standing down and standing again?
  Posted By: Tricky Hawes, Jul 7, 16:08:43
• MK Dons first game of season in the cup
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Jul 7, 15:43:14
• 1
  Scum reportedly spending £24m (twenty four MILLION)
  Posted By: Kev, Jul 7, 15:22:47
• 4
  Sorry Football post - Chakvetadze is the 10th player to depart Watford this summer.
  Posted By: BigGrantHolt, Jul 7, 14:58:24
• 38
  Oh it’s a party political broadcast
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jul 7, 14:16:47
• 1
  Does anyone know where i can get a decent facial in Norwich?
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Jul 7, 13:57:43
• 2
  Farage to announce he's taking over from Infantino
  Posted By: CauldRon, Jul 7, 13:43:13
• 2
  KidWatch OldBoyWatch
  Posted By: Henclrikus, Jul 7, 13:34:22
• 6
  For the bantz
  Posted By: Tricky Hawes, Jul 7, 12:27:16
• 18
  Farage statement incoming
  Posted By: Tricky Hawes, Jul 7, 12:15:49
• 10
  I've woken up this morning wondering if
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Jul 7, 12:10:13
• 1
  Just seen a theory that Trump leant on the Infant because
  Posted By: KevinBond, Jul 7, 09:50:46
• 8
  Poch is "disappointed in a lot of people"
  Posted By: Charles21, Jul 7, 09:19:32
• 7
  oh my god last night, deary me what a sad and pathetic individual
  Posted By: Tombs, Jul 7, 08:49:51
• That England dressing room video is fucking brilliant!
  Posted By: shoddy, Jul 7, 08:32:29
• Wakes up... Americahaha
  Posted By: Basil Wrathbone, Jul 7, 08:09:45
• 3
  Just wait till The Donald wakes up and makes a few calls
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Jul 7, 07:53:02
• 2
  I am surprised the Lionel Castle hasn’t been open for the England matches. Missing a trick
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Jul 7, 07:33:19
• 5
  John stones catching Tuchel out
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Jul 7, 07:26:19
• 12
  Wrath of the Wordle 3
  Posted By: revsimon, Jul 7, 03:16:58
• 2
  Fuck off USA
  Posted By: Legacy Fan, Jul 7, 02:57:08
• Lukaku hattrick upcoming
  Posted By: Legacy Fan, Jul 7, 02:29:58
• 1
  Trump plays golf with Harry Kane..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
  Posted By: KevinBond, Jul 7, 02:27:50
• 1
  😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jul 7, 02:22:13
• 2
  FFS missed 3 goals
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jul 7, 01:37:44
• 4
  Come on Belgium
  Posted By: Charles21, Jul 7, 00:04:55

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