Messages For 5th April 2025

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• 04/04/2025

• 11
  and winning is kinda over rated...
  Posted By: Tombs, Apr 5, 22:52:12
• 5
  Hoff in the post match presser. (Paraphrasing)
  Posted By: usacanary, Apr 5, 22:34:19
• 3
  Football is a silly game and I never liked it anyway
  Posted By: Old Man, Apr 5, 22:16:43
• 14
  Hey, use lot of soft lads, I’ll tell you what is good
  Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Apr 5, 22:15:36
• 3
  fao: pixelmanchino...
  Posted By: Tombs, Apr 5, 21:41:12
• 1
  How did the scummy mcscumfaces get on today? X
  Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Apr 5, 21:39:42
• 13
  On the equivalent match day in 2018, we got jumped 4-1
  Posted By: Kangol Canary, Apr 5, 21:35:33
• Shake your body down
  Posted By: Goosebumps, Apr 5, 20:42:32
• 2
  Mourinho gets 3 game ban
  Posted By: Old Git, Apr 5, 20:40:26
• 4
  joseph goebbels...
  Posted By: Tombs, Apr 5, 20:28:06
• 1
  What worry’s me most is that in 8 months I can’t see much progress being made?
  Posted By: Yellow1, Apr 5, 20:00:49
• 2
  Barca gonna end Betis's 8 game in a row winning streak in 10 minutes
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Apr 5, 19:53:24
• 29
  blimey - dan norris, former teacher and child protection officer ...
  Posted By: paulg, Apr 5, 19:46:08
• Some bansky in my city has sprowled this all over a fenced up abomination
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Apr 5, 19:17:01
• 4
  Tbe other night after i bought 2 rounds i attempted a third and my mate appeared to cover
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Apr 5, 19:06:47
• 2
  OK, I admit it
  Posted By: BarclayBazzin, Apr 5, 18:50:41
• 4
  Biking home i saw someone with "Student Ambassador" on the back of their shirt
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Apr 5, 18:42:27
• 3
  to be fair they waited longer than the orangetans "24 hours" to put an end this cruel war
  Posted By: Tombs, Apr 5, 18:17:40
• 3
  The way things have gone….
  Posted By: SimonOTBC, Apr 5, 18:15:45
• Do you think Shane and Kenny had stern words in the changing room
  Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Apr 5, 18:09:42
• alan smith there with an exquisite "carbon copy" reference from half a century ago
  Posted By: Tombs, Apr 5, 17:56:40
• 12
  Relegation battle next season?.....
  Posted By: jimbo, Apr 5, 17:36:19
• If your aim is to sneak into the playoffs......
  Posted By: usacanary, Apr 5, 17:32:18
• 2
  Gunn, Stacey, Duffy, McLean, Sorenson, Hernandez out.
  Posted By: Only1Doherty, Apr 5, 17:32:02
• 1
  You’ve got to want it, win your battles
  Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Apr 5, 17:28:55
• 2
  How can u chase a game when u bring 2 x midfielders
  Posted By: um_gah, Apr 5, 17:25:55
• 9
  Need to cheer up? I highly recommend Last One Laughing on Amazon Prime...
  Posted By: Pixelman, Apr 5, 17:25:51
• 13
  Clueless, regressing, no identity. 7 hour drive home after that,
  Posted By: canary_wharf, Apr 5, 17:17:58
• 3
  I’m definitely not an Outer, but what exactly are we transitioning to?
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Apr 5, 17:17:57
• 2
  This is the most canary call ever. Even Dale has competition. It's good fun.
  Posted By: DrDublin, Apr 5, 17:17:48
• We aren't even bang average anymore
  Posted By: colincanary, Apr 5, 17:16:26
• We would get mullered in the play-offs anyway
  Posted By: LowestoftBoy, Apr 5, 17:15:25
• 2
  On the upside
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Apr 5, 17:11:40
• 2
  I think we achieve nothing while Gunn,Duffy and McClean are here
  Posted By: littletinyphil, Apr 5, 17:10:10
• We have regressed instead of improving through
  Posted By: huckerby6, Apr 5, 17:08:52
• 8
  Take Sarge plus a couple of others away, and this squad is poor
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Apr 5, 17:05:20
• All those out of contact need to go . Wasting a lot of £££
  Posted By: loz, Apr 5, 17:04:24
• 3
  Balance of the squad is really shit…
  Posted By: loz, Apr 5, 17:03:04
• Looking back, Dobbin was a big loss.
  Posted By: LowestoftBoy, Apr 5, 17:03:03
• Only ourselves to blame again
  Posted By: revsimon, Apr 5, 17:02:26
• 20
  Stick with JHT over the summer? yes or no - No from me
  Posted By: Kev, Apr 5, 17:01:23
• 2
  this is one of those moments when a club needs serious owners
  Posted By: paulg, Apr 5, 17:01:22
• 1
  That is really not good enough on any level
  Posted By: Jim, Apr 5, 17:00:33
• 3
  So..... playing Ipswich next season.....
  Posted By: usacanary, Apr 5, 16:56:04
• 9
  I'm now a Hoff outer
  Posted By: LowestoftBoy, Apr 5, 16:55:24
• 2
  teams that get promoted have 4 or 5 prem standard players
  Posted By: fal5taff, Apr 5, 16:55:04
• 2
  Piss poor again bit worrying
  Posted By: loz, Apr 5, 16:54:37
• 4
  Lost 1.78-0.68 on xG
  Posted By: SCC 28, Apr 5, 16:53:28
• 2
  Pathetic fuck off thorup
  Posted By: Whyohwhy, Apr 5, 16:53:15
• i see wolves have brighten the afternoon
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Apr 5, 16:52:46
• 1
  Hoff out
  Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 5, 16:52:44
• 2
  Dreadful passing from McLean
  Posted By: viennacanary, Apr 5, 16:52:12
• 3
  Farke will be available soon…
  Posted By: Westy, Apr 5, 16:52:04
• Sad to say but I’m an outer now. Give the kids a go for rest of season
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Apr 5, 16:51:57
• 2
  Put a fork in it
  Posted By: Kev, Apr 5, 16:51:39
• Off to the chippy? Unfortunately had them at Mrs Ts in Southwold lunchtime.
  Posted By: Pixelman, Apr 5, 16:49:06
• 1
  Every time I hear Goreham say, "Hernandez"
  Posted By: LowestoftBoy, Apr 5, 16:48:26
• 1
  Score in 45 secs of the second half then instead of going for it
  Posted By: Whyohwhy, Apr 5, 16:48:17
• 7
  We make too many changes when chasing games I think. We were better before the subs
  Posted By: Jim, Apr 5, 16:46:10
• Come on nodge score ffs
  Posted By: loz, Apr 5, 16:45:24
• How fucking awful. Not
  Posted By: DH Yellow, Apr 5, 16:45:11
• ONHa
  Posted By: loz, Apr 5, 16:45:08
• 1
  Oh now, how awful
  Posted By: Kev, Apr 5, 16:45:00
• should have been 3-1
  Posted By: usacanary, Apr 5, 16:44:56
• 2
  Onel retire
  Posted By: littletinyphil, Apr 5, 16:42:23
• 1
  This is so frustrating
  Posted By: shoddy, Apr 5, 16:41:09
• Need Sainz or Sargent to bail us out here
  Posted By: loz, Apr 5, 16:40:52
• Oh No....How sad....never mind
  Posted By: usacanary, Apr 5, 16:34:55
• Come on Norwich we need some boomage
  Posted By: loz, Apr 5, 16:34:22
• Wolves equalise. Just need Norwich to do the same
  Posted By: Kev, Apr 5, 16:33:56
• Really don't rate Slimane.
  Posted By: Men without hats, Apr 5, 16:29:29
• 1
  Come on Wolves and Norwich FFS
  Posted By: loz, Apr 5, 16:24:39
• 1
  Oscar incoming....IMHO our best signing of the Knapper era
  Posted By: usacanary, Apr 5, 16:24:02
• 2
  Come on Norwich do some goals
  Posted By: loz, Apr 5, 16:18:20
• 3
  What is frustrating is....
  Posted By: usacanary, Apr 5, 16:14:12
• 8
  Goreham said "balanced"
  Posted By: usacanary, Apr 5, 16:10:58
• Charles2-1
  Posted By: littletinyphil, Apr 5, 16:08:56
• So more pragmatic and less fluff
  Posted By: usacanary, Apr 5, 16:06:18
• Incredible
  Posted By: sefrican, Apr 5, 16:05:51
• 1
  We are fucked when he leaves
  Posted By: um_gah, Apr 5, 16:05:44
• SARGE!!
  Posted By: Kev, Apr 5, 16:04:43
• 1
  Hoff in
  Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Apr 5, 16:04:03
• GET IN
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Apr 5, 16:04:02
• 3
  Wright and Slimane coming on at halftime
  Posted By: Kangol Canary, Apr 5, 15:59:18
• 6
  Realistically, we ain’t sacking him any time soon are we?
  Posted By: DH Yellow, Apr 5, 15:56:47
• It's a game of two halves
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Apr 5, 15:53:25
• 1
  Jekyll and hyde innit
  Posted By: inutero, Apr 5, 15:53:23
• 2
  Come on Wolves FFS
  Posted By: loz, Apr 5, 15:51:26
• They're playing how I feel
  Posted By: MrSpudhead45, Apr 5, 15:51:02
• 4
  Realistically Xmas next season?
  Posted By: um_gah, Apr 5, 15:48:52
• Has he gone yet?
  Posted By: SCC 28, Apr 5, 15:48:17
• Thank f*ck thats over
  Posted By: Kev, Apr 5, 15:48:11
• 1
  I told Mrs USH this had 3-1 written all over it.
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Apr 5, 15:47:06
• 11
  How much longer we going to give this chap?
  Posted By: Chair_of_the_Bored, Apr 5, 15:43:54
• 6
  One doesn’t need to be Pep to see that we need to play with a CDM and
  Posted By: BINMEN8R, Apr 5, 15:42:45
• 29
  This has been the least interesting season I can remember
  Posted By: Charles21, Apr 5, 15:36:50
• 2
  Why did he switch back to 4 at the back. We've conceded goals all season with it
  Posted By: roedtonowhere, Apr 5, 15:36:40
• 1
  Don't panic. If we get one back before half time we'll win this.
  Posted By: The Gaffer, Apr 5, 15:36:21
• 1
  2-0 is a dangerous scoreline.
  Posted By: Old Man, Apr 5, 15:35:44
• 2
  jim ,jim, jim ... what should we do Jim
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Apr 5, 15:34:55
• 3
  I'm just pleased city have 52 points and are effectively safe.
  Posted By: MORDENCANARY, Apr 5, 15:33:17
• 2
  This team has zero backbone. When things go against them they fold
  Posted By: Kev, Apr 5, 15:32:52
• 1
  Unbelievably bad
  Posted By: delia_s, Apr 5, 15:32:26
• Both goals defenders putting arms in the air appealing
  Posted By: Charles21, Apr 5, 15:32:24
• Along come Norwich
  Posted By: Biggles, Apr 5, 15:32:01
• 4
  Plymouth is a tough place to go
  Posted By: Ben, Apr 5, 15:31:51
• We don't half have some shit performances down there
  Posted By: Azteca, Apr 5, 15:31:34
• Get him gone
  Posted By: Charles21, Apr 5, 15:31:26
• Just tuned in. FFS
  Posted By: LowestoftBoy, Apr 5, 15:31:21
• Two ridiculous goals to concede
  Posted By: jAC, Apr 5, 15:31:01
• F utter FS; total clueless fucking twats honestly
  Posted By: paulg, Apr 5, 15:30:51
• 2 chances, 2 goals. Another 6-0?
  Posted By: Kev, Apr 5, 15:30:28
• Jesus
  Posted By: Azteca, Apr 5, 15:30:23
• 3
  JHT out
  Posted By: SimonOTBC, Apr 5, 15:30:13
• Thorup out
  Posted By: jamesward, Apr 5, 15:30:12
• So we will need 5 goals to win....
  Posted By: usacanary, Apr 5, 15:30:09
• Wow
  Posted By: littletinyphil, Apr 5, 15:29:56
• Gonna concede 6 again aren't we
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, Apr 5, 15:29:44
• 1
  Shambolic defending again
  Posted By: delia_s, Apr 5, 15:27:25
• 1
  Schoolboy defending, again
  Posted By: Kev, Apr 5, 15:27:22
• Surely offside?
  Posted By: Azteca, Apr 5, 15:27:16
• Time to go
  Posted By: Charles21, Apr 5, 15:27:13
• 4 goals to win then....
  Posted By: usacanary, Apr 5, 15:26:31
• 1
  Fuck sake
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, Apr 5, 15:25:22
• Good play from Crnac
  Posted By: Azteca, Apr 5, 15:14:09
• anyone amazed the ref didn't get Norwich to change strip?
  Posted By: usacanary, Apr 5, 15:03:07
• 1
  Did a Monte Carlo simulation....
  Posted By: usacanary, Apr 5, 15:01:19
• 4
  STREAN
  Posted By: BillTV4, Apr 5, 14:50:46
• 4
  Are we going to make a win today and do some ghouls?
  Posted By: Biggles, Apr 5, 14:41:35
• The results that matter have gone our way.
  Posted By: derbyshire canary, Apr 5, 14:35:36
• 1
  Bloody hell the Burnley winner makes us look good at defending
  Posted By: littletinyphil, Apr 5, 14:34:55
• Come on boys let’s get a win on the road
  Posted By: loz, Apr 5, 14:34:52
• missed the last 3 matches...
  Posted By: fal5taff, Apr 5, 14:34:48
• 1
  We will shit them
  Posted By: Jumbo1, Apr 5, 14:25:56
• 5
  Dr D, are we broadcasting today???????
  Posted By: mike_the_sphinx, Apr 5, 14:22:25
• Moosic
  Posted By: Springsteen_Twat, Apr 5, 14:16:36
• 29
  Team news in...
  Posted By: DrDublin, Apr 5, 14:00:22
• 8
  Leeds
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Apr 5, 12:57:39
• 3
  Easy money (if you want Norwich to get in the playoffs)
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Apr 5, 12:33:01
• 2
  Time for a Xi XI ?
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Apr 5, 11:33:44
• 9
  Tariffs
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Apr 5, 11:17:18
• 12
  Sourdough ponce-toast, salted butter, Meridian crunchy peanut butter
  Posted By: Old Git, Apr 5, 10:07:53
• 1
  Ipswich will go on a mini run and get 6 points from the next 4 games
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Apr 5, 09:54:19
• game day
  Posted By: Bristol Graham, Apr 5, 09:29:49
• 5
  Just saw who Ipswich are playing.
  Posted By: BigGrantHolt, Apr 5, 09:07:48
• 1
  Come on Worthing!
  Posted By: JD3, Apr 5, 08:54:44
• 28
  Xi hits back hard
  Posted By: Tombs, Apr 5, 07:38:55
• 1
  The Red Bulls look cool in their white tribute to Honda livery
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Apr 5, 07:37:11
• 🎵🎵🎵🎵🎵
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Apr 5, 06:57:17
• 2
  3 away points please Norwich 💛💚
  Posted By: loz, Apr 5, 06:38:30
• 6
  Can the Haterz refrain from Hatin' for just one day...
  Posted By: usacanary, Apr 5, 04:45:36
• PM Eric Morecambe
  Posted By: DJ Ginga, Apr 5, 03:13:37
• 10
  Wrath of the game day wordle 3
  Posted By: revsimon, Apr 5, 00:21:17
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