Messages For 2nd May 2026

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• 03/05/2026
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• 01/05/2026

• 5
  OMG!
  Posted By: SCC 28, May 2, 23:03:32
• I see Sarge was not in squad today due to injury
  Posted By: Legacy Fan, May 2, 22:18:00
• 14
  Sounds like a lot of prem clubs in for Gabriel Sara this summer …
  Posted By: loz, May 2, 21:13:41
• 1
  Fairly to Big Phil and the half dozen or so of players
  Posted By: Azteca, May 2, 21:00:25
• 2
  People over 50 scrapping in the 10th tier of Footer
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, May 2, 20:51:48
• Elevated cucumber spinner
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, May 2, 20:45:47
• Umbrella
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, May 2, 20:31:28
• 19
  Wuuuu Yize or bulging eyes Mark Allen?
  Posted By: Tricky Hawes, May 2, 19:42:51
• 12
  went for a lovely little paddle with merlin today
  Posted By: Tombs, May 2, 18:23:28
• 1
  Next season in the champs with 5 games to go...........
  Posted By: usacanary, May 2, 18:15:14
• 12
  Nice of the bin dippers to stay off the border for a change !!..
  Posted By: loz, May 2, 17:33:05
• 4
  So who do we want to play next season? Spuds or the Pornos ?
  Posted By: colincanary, May 2, 17:31:49
• 2
  Harrison Reed starting for Fulham against Arsenal
  Posted By: Tricky Hawes, May 2, 17:31:04
• 4
  Come on John
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, May 2, 17:30:09
• Finally found something Medic is good at
  Posted By: Kangol Canary, May 2, 17:17:32
• 4
  Mark Attanasio on canary call …
  Posted By: loz, May 2, 17:05:39
• PC reaction...
  Posted By: DrDublin, May 2, 16:12:48
• 6
  Hair pull red card in the prem for Sunderland. Var said hair pulling isn't
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, May 2, 15:51:36
• 1
  So...
  Posted By: A new PC Mr Creosote, May 2, 15:39:25
• 1
  Have we signed anyone yet?
  Posted By: jamesward, May 2, 15:38:45
• 6
  Brentford in a potential champs league spot
  Posted By: SCC 28, May 2, 15:30:46
• Brighton needing a win for the Europa totally bottling it at Toon
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, May 2, 15:25:27
• 1
  I've just looked at the beeb weather forecast for london
  Posted By: paulg, May 2, 15:20:26
• 4
  Predictions.
  Posted By: usacanary, May 2, 15:15:06
• 1
  Today highlighted our biggest challenge.
  Posted By: Snakepit Divorceee, May 2, 15:11:55
• 1
  Finished 5th under Clement
  Posted By: SCC 28, May 2, 15:01:32
• 3
  First EFL side to take less than 10 points from first 15 games
  Posted By: Klobo04, May 2, 14:54:06
• Finished above Birmingham
  Posted By: Charles21, May 2, 14:53:22
• 17
  Reading the meltdown after losing a dead rubber of a match for us
  Posted By: seminated_woolly, May 2, 14:52:00
• just looking at Oli McBurnie
  Posted By: paulg, May 2, 14:39:41
• 1
  Fecking Hull, anyway, can't wait for next season under PC, it's going to be exciting. OTBC
  Posted By: DrDublin, May 2, 14:37:44
• 4
  If Hull are top 6 it’s a very poor league indeed
  Posted By: paddonwasjesus, May 2, 14:36:15
• 6
  Hull fans complete wankers shock
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, May 2, 14:33:25
• 1
  Pitch invasion for the playoffs…tin pot. Reckon they’ve got Phil brown teed up to sing a
  Posted By: DH Yellow, May 2, 14:33:18
• 3
  Still, Wrexhahaham
  Posted By: jamesward, May 2, 14:33:10
• 2
  One obvious area for improvement from our last half a dozen games
  Posted By: Jim, May 2, 14:33:02
• 19 wins, 19 defeats. Bang average.
  Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 2, 14:31:54
• What a fuckin dreadful corner. Poor game .
  Posted By: Men without hats, May 2, 14:31:22
• 3
  I’m grateful for the turnaround but at times it’s still hard to watch some of the
  Posted By: Jim, May 2, 14:28:30
• 7
  Such poor quality in the final third bar the goal
  Posted By: jamesward, May 2, 14:25:28
• Should be longer than 6mins!
  Posted By: JD3, May 2, 14:25:15
• Lundstrum got 4 minutes to get sent off
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, May 2, 14:21:23
• 1
  Lack some nous without Kenny. Come on boys level up
  Posted By: loz, May 2, 14:19:36
• 2
  Anyone other than Wrexham for me Geoff. The "fairytale" stuff makes me wretch.
  Posted By: Pixelman, May 2, 14:16:20
• Come on Norwich, do some goals ffs
  Posted By: Charles21, May 2, 14:15:15
• 3
  No head injury play on
  Posted By: SCC 28, May 2, 14:08:54
• 9
  We need better than Slimane next season
  Posted By: loz, May 2, 14:05:58
• 2
  Funny old game this one. Glad it doesn’t matter for us.
  Posted By: Under soil heating, May 2, 14:05:36
• 2
  A qpr goal for some squeaky buns woukd be nice
  Posted By: loz, May 2, 14:03:46
• 1
  Put Maghoma in the middle please. Wasted out wide
  Posted By: Jim, May 2, 14:03:02
• 3
  What is up with our defence today. All over the place. Hull are total sh*t
  Posted By: Jim, May 2, 14:02:02
• 1
  Unlucky Wrexham
  Posted By: 51eve, May 2, 14:02:01
• 10
  Norwich bottlers
  Posted By: SCC 28, May 2, 14:01:11
• 2
  Having seen us against the po contenders, Soton apart Derby have been the most impressive.
  Posted By: Pixelman, May 2, 13:57:59
• Mo loves hammering easy passes past people!
  Posted By: JD3, May 2, 13:55:26
• 2
  Derby bottlers
  Posted By: SCC 28, May 2, 13:53:28
• I love how improved...
  Posted By: Jester, May 2, 13:53:09
• 1
  Come on Norwich need to be more ruthless
  Posted By: loz, May 2, 13:50:59
• Another great position, another sloppy touch from Slimane
  Posted By: jamesward, May 2, 13:50:24
• Boro Wrexham end to end attack
  Posted By: SCC 28, May 2, 13:48:50
• 2
  And still people doubt Vlad...
  Posted By: Klobo04, May 2, 13:47:37
• Phenomenal save
  Posted By: Under soil heating, May 2, 13:47:26
• wow what a save
  Posted By: Pixelman, May 2, 13:47:16
• The team currently generates so many nearly moments
  Posted By: Under soil heating, May 2, 13:46:40
• Come on Norwich beat these suckers
  Posted By: loz, May 2, 13:44:06
• Yes that was an easy chance
  Posted By: SCC 28, May 2, 13:43:37
• 4
  come on qphaha
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, May 2, 13:29:03
• 3
  Is it me but im not convinced......
  Posted By: usacanary, May 2, 13:27:15
• EFFING REF
  Posted By: lordylordy, May 2, 13:25:20
• 4
  Insane that AA was made to continue
  Posted By: Klobo04, May 2, 13:23:19
• Forson is always crocked ffs
  Posted By: loz, May 2, 13:22:09
• 8
  Get him off
  Posted By: Bonjour, May 2, 13:20:06
• 4
  This game made for Paris. We are getting great space on the break
  Posted By: Jim, May 2, 13:17:40
• 2
  Oh no - hope Ahmed won’t miss the World Cup
  Posted By: SimonOTBC, May 2, 13:17:28
• 2
  Annoying how few shots we’ve managed for all the dominance
  Posted By: SimonOTBC, May 2, 13:16:02
• 3
  What a shit final day this is
  Posted By: SCC 28, May 2, 13:13:38
• What a let off
  Posted By: SimonOTBC, May 2, 13:13:35
• Zero points is ON for Wednesday
  Posted By: jamesward, May 2, 13:13:14
• 1
  Sheffield Wednesday on course for 0 points!!
  Posted By: Charles21, May 2, 13:13:04
• 1
  Boro bottlers
  Posted By: SCC 28, May 2, 13:12:32
• Does anyone know who might be in the play offs? Not sure they’ve mentioned it yet
  Posted By: footymadman, May 2, 13:07:26
• 1
  We have so much better players than sides like this.
  Posted By: Jim, May 2, 13:07:17
• 1
  We really do have to stop giving pens away.
  Posted By: Under soil heating, May 2, 13:06:24
• 2
  Some dirty stuff from hull
  Posted By: SimonOTBC, May 2, 13:06:17
• 1
  Piss off Wrexham
  Posted By: SCC 28, May 2, 13:02:59
• 2
  Rauri is still waking up I think. Everything he’s done has been shit so far
  Posted By: paddonwasjesus, May 2, 13:02:14
• That was a stupid tackle and a terrible pen
  Posted By: Jim, May 2, 13:01:31
• 1
  shit pen too
  Posted By: CauldRon, May 2, 13:00:47
• FFS! Stop giving penalties away!
  Posted By: JD3, May 2, 13:00:46
• 1
  Twats
  Posted By: SCC 28, May 2, 13:00:39
• 4
  Looks dodgy
  Posted By: phrankin, May 2, 13:00:12
• 1
  The goal. The assist.
  Posted By: Klobo04, May 2, 13:00:11
• ABS's assist. Chef's kiss!
  Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, May 2, 12:59:48
• Ffs
  Posted By: SimonOTBC, May 2, 12:59:38
• STRIKER!!!!!
  Posted By: JD3, May 2, 12:59:30
• boomage
  Posted By: loz, May 2, 12:59:05
• 3
  What a fucking goal
  Posted By: SCC 28, May 2, 12:58:14
• 4
  I've had a huge bet (50p) on Toure having 4 (FOUR) shots today
  Posted By: Charles21, May 2, 12:54:04
• BBC live text: Norwich, unlike QPR elsewhere, have not come to roll over
  Posted By: BSE Canary, May 2, 12:53:48
• 1
  Commentator doesn’t know the difference between Stacey and McConville
  Posted By: jamesward, May 2, 12:47:51
• 1
  Fisher could get 7 or 8 goals next season...
  Posted By: Bonjour, May 2, 12:46:06
• 6
  Watched the first 5 mins of the scum
  Posted By: Under soil heating, May 2, 12:38:05
• 3
  Derby up to 6th
  Posted By: SCC 28, May 2, 12:36:25
• 4
  Wrexham losing ffs
  Posted By: SCC 28, May 2, 12:35:01
• 1
  Scum up then
  Posted By: SCC 28, May 2, 12:34:04
• 3
  Dr Dublin, do you have a nice link to the coms, please?
  Posted By: Razor, May 2, 12:15:46
• 6
  Scum celebrating early…
  Posted By: Canarrojo, May 2, 11:51:29
• My sources have let me down
  Posted By: Steve Downes, May 2, 11:40:20
• 11
  Team news in...
  Posted By: DrDublin, May 2, 11:15:16
• 3
  Kenny McClean...?
  Posted By: Pixelman, May 2, 11:00:59
• 5
  This is sad news.
  Posted By: Snakepit Divorceee, May 2, 10:32:23
• 2
  Today's game on TV?
  Posted By: KevinBond, May 2, 09:51:13
• 3
  We'll be top four
  Posted By: norwaay, May 2, 09:16:18
• 21
  This time next year, last game of the season.
  Posted By: Hit Squadie, May 2, 08:32:53
• 1
  Who comes in for Kenny- Jacob?
  Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, May 2, 08:17:40
• 4
  3 of my kids have been to University
  Posted By: strap_on sally, May 2, 07:11:14
• 13
  Wrath of the Wordle... Birdie
  Posted By: JD3, May 2, 00:06:17
• 1
  اول
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, May 2, 00:01:02

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