Messages For 1st June 2019

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• 02/06/2019
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• 31/05/2019

• I'm still way too happy about our success this season
  Posted By: maidstoneyellow, Jun 1, 23:55:16
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  My favourite part of Chernobyl is the fireman’s wife’s shaggy perm.
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, Jun 1, 23:19:32
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  Please check your woodwork. Reports of scousers crawling out everywhere
  Posted By: Worthing Yellow, Jun 1, 22:52:02
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  I’m no Liverpool fan, but to suggest Henderson isn’t a very good footballer is just daft.
  Posted By: avenging canary, Jun 1, 22:44:57
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  For those of us that couldn't be arsed to watch
  Posted By: Ralf Scrampton, Jun 1, 22:31:24
• What a day for Moreno
  Posted By: jackamo, Jun 1, 22:20:34
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  Grump alert. Those guys just won the european championship. In a bit of a
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, Jun 1, 22:18:38
• yebut look at some of those hair cuts
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Jun 1, 22:16:10
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  you'd think they'd have given the cup a wee polish
  Posted By: Tombs, Jun 1, 22:12:01
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  Jordan Henderson is about to lift the Champions League trophy.
  Posted By: I Am Hoot, Jun 1, 22:10:00
• Dreadful game. Norwich spoil us
  Posted By: 51eve, Jun 1, 22:03:32
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  Really worried a bid may come in for Max now,
  Posted By: canary_wharf, Jun 1, 22:02:35
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  Anyone know who got
  Posted By: Cannydc, Jun 1, 22:01:12
• Trippier & Kane woeful
  Posted By: essexcanary, Jun 1, 22:00:36
• Have Harry Kane and Haley Joel Osment ever been in the same room?
  Posted By: pants, Jun 1, 22:00:26
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  Congratulations Liverpool and Klopp
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jun 1, 21:58:52
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  Ajax would have battered Liverpool on that showing
  Posted By: King, Jun 1, 21:58:10
• Just saw John terry with full Liverpool kit on
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, Jun 1, 21:57:43
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  You can always rely on spurs to never show up
  Posted By: pants, Jun 1, 21:53:25
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  10 to 5 in NYC... bar loving that Liverpool goal.
  Posted By: norway, Jun 1, 21:53:25
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  Please shut up the plastic scouser next door
  Posted By: Dajpun, Jun 1, 21:53:22
• Right, turning off now. Earlier painting could do with a watch
  Posted By: Worthing Yellow, Jun 1, 21:51:56
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  Thank fuck city won the big prize
  Posted By: loz, Jun 1, 21:51:15
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  Kane shouldn't have started let alone be on the pitch still
  Posted By: eddie, Jun 1, 21:51:14
• Waits for plastics......
  Posted By: yellowman, Jun 1, 21:50:38
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  Thank fuck for that. The shittest final of all time
  Posted By: pants, Jun 1, 21:50:02
• Game over
  Posted By: promethian1, Jun 1, 21:49:18
• Surely that was handball by Rose? :)
  Posted By: pants, Jun 1, 21:48:51
• vraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaancic would have scored that
  Posted By: Tombs, Jun 1, 21:46:49
• Madders would score this
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Jun 1, 21:46:33
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  If Spurs score, there could be extra time... 😬
  Posted By: I Am Hoot, Jun 1, 21:45:52
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  Henderson just did a Geoff Thomas !
  Posted By: pants, Jun 1, 21:44:59
• The hand of Llorente !
  Posted By: pants, Jun 1, 21:44:13
• Playing the “Everytime they mention Tyson Fury fight have a shot” game. I. AM. SMASHED. 🍺
  Posted By: jackamo, Jun 1, 21:43:11
• If Spurs score they'll win this
  Posted By: 51eve, Jun 1, 21:42:19
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  Kane will score in a min
  Posted By: loz, Jun 1, 21:40:38
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  THAT'S NOT FUCKING HAND BALL
  Posted By: pants, Jun 1, 21:38:48
• christ 14 mins to go
  Posted By: Tombs, Jun 1, 21:38:35
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  If Max isn't better than Trippier then I'll eat my hat.
  Posted By: canary_wharf, Jun 1, 21:37:33
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  What a poor final...
  Posted By: Lager top, Jun 1, 21:34:39
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  I think I'd just pump it long.
  Posted By: Huge Small, Jun 1, 21:32:15
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  Is there anyway of finding out how many premier league games BT sport are showing next
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Jun 1, 21:31:42
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  Barcelona and Ajax must be fucking kicking themselves!
  Posted By: Worthing Yellow, Jun 1, 21:30:59
• Terrible advert for the prem. thank god for Norwich
  Posted By: loz, Jun 1, 21:30:21
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  i don't want any of these to win now
  Posted By: Tombs, Jun 1, 21:29:01
• Anyone got a stream
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Jun 1, 21:28:18
• The People's Far Righter !
  Posted By: pants, Jun 1, 21:28:13
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  Gotta get Moura on surely
  Posted By: loz, Jun 1, 21:25:46
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  Don’t suppose these teams would
  Posted By: camcan, Jun 1, 21:25:33
• Bring on the Stoolball
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Jun 1, 21:25:04
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  Those black tricep pocket bands what the ref is wearing are quite stylish. What’s in them?
  Posted By: I Am Hoot, Jun 1, 21:20:56
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  harry kane has been a total spare part, done fuck all this game
  Posted By: Tombs, Jun 1, 21:20:08
• Rose missed sessions of simulation training then....
  Posted By: promethian1, Jun 1, 21:18:55
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  Which minute will the next boxing ad be on. I say 59
  Posted By: pants, Jun 1, 21:18:47
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  That was one of the most delayed offside calls from the lino I’ve ever seen.
  Posted By: I Am Hoot, Jun 1, 21:13:47
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  Jenas "this is more like a European style of game"
  Posted By: pants, Jun 1, 21:12:04
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  Surely they've got a more up to date photo of Glenn Hoddle?
  Posted By: pants, Jun 1, 21:06:53
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  Can't wait for the baseball to start...
  Posted By: promethian1, Jun 1, 21:02:37
• It doesn’t matter if it didn’t happen direct ffs!
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jun 1, 20:58:32
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  Well these are both shit. We’d hammer either of them to be fair.
  Posted By: Old Man, Jun 1, 20:58:17
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  Tyson Fury is fighting soon
  Posted By: pants, Jun 1, 20:57:03
• Jug Ears
  Posted By: essexcanary, Jun 1, 20:56:53
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  I hope there's some mcdonalds adverts on during the break
  Posted By: pants, Jun 1, 20:51:39
• What an advert for the premier league .........not
  Posted By: Dajpun, Jun 1, 20:50:54
• well, that flew by
  Posted By: Tombs, Jun 1, 20:50:24
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  We’d shit ‘em both
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Jun 1, 20:48:43
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  BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORING
  Posted By: pants, Jun 1, 20:47:46
• Can see why Spurs are sniffing for Max
  Posted By: LowestoftBoy, Jun 1, 20:46:28
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  Well boring.
  Posted By: MIKEWALKER, Jun 1, 20:42:50
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  Apparenly Tyson Fury is on the tellybox again soon.
  Posted By: shoddy, Jun 1, 20:40:40
• Norwich's HK to smash one in b4 half time
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Jun 1, 20:39:57
• Second Liverpool goal can only be minutes away now
  Posted By: Ben, Jun 1, 20:38:20
• 13
  You could have a small 5 a side game inside those technical areas
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Jun 1, 20:38:15
• Zzzzzz Zzzzzzz
  Posted By: ihateipswich, Jun 1, 20:36:06
• Spurs fans really getting behind their side... oh wait...nope
  Posted By: Pixelman, Jun 1, 20:33:58
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  They're not as good as Norwich though are they? - that's not just me being biased is it?
  Posted By: Bravo win or die, Jun 1, 20:33:38
• Harry Kane not playing is a huge loss for Spurs
  Posted By: 51eve, Jun 1, 20:33:05
• 7
  BT Sport Streaming Issues
  Posted By: jackamo, Jun 1, 20:29:01
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  Mcmanaman commentating fucking painful
  Posted By: loz, Jun 1, 20:28:46
• stop it Trippier
  Posted By: Higher Wrather, Jun 1, 20:28:27
• Jeeze what a dive from trippier
  Posted By: earlydoors, Jun 1, 20:28:09
• What a tit
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Jun 1, 20:21:45
• We have a streaker.
  Posted By: DrDublin, Jun 1, 20:21:22
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  So do away goals count double for the whole match or just the second half?
  Posted By: Old Man, Jun 1, 20:11:02
• Well what the fuck is he supposed to do with his hand
  Posted By: Old Man, Jun 1, 20:10:14
• 4
  BT stream shit tonight
  Posted By: loz, Jun 1, 20:09:42
• Pen for that???! Games gone
  Posted By: loz, Jun 1, 20:09:27
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  Clearly not a handball. Well done VAR
  Posted By: Ben, Jun 1, 20:07:06
• 1
  That's it then, all over
  Posted By: Worthing Yellow, Jun 1, 20:07:00
• Not a great pen on second viewing. Lloris pulls his hand away?!
  Posted By: 51eve, Jun 1, 20:06:00
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  I know spurs are experts at this, but that's the end of that after minute
  Posted By: pants, Jun 1, 20:05:48
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  scousers scored but stream is down ffs
  Posted By: promethian1, Jun 1, 20:05:18
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  Stone wall
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Jun 1, 20:04:19
• Penno
  Posted By: jackamo, Jun 1, 20:04:16
• Football strips with a Cumberbands.... whatever next.
  Posted By: Pixelman, Jun 1, 20:03:46
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  Fans not even been armed with clappers. Poor effort from the organisiers.
  Posted By: DrDublin, Jun 1, 20:00:24
• come on england!
  Posted By: Tombs, Jun 1, 19:56:10
• 👀 shenanigans
  Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jun 1, 19:55:58
• Coldplay have let themselves go.
  Posted By: shoddy, Jun 1, 19:55:29
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  So Spurs have dropped the bloke that scored all the goals in the semi
  Posted By: A new PC Mr Creosote, Jun 1, 19:52:01
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  Ballix then. Gorn to have to watch it in yank. Let's go Hotspurs!
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, Jun 1, 19:49:32
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  I’m torn.....my bro is a HUGE spurs fan so I’d never hear the end if they win
  Posted By: admckechnie, Jun 1, 19:48:56
• We're supporting Liverpool in this house
  Posted By: Arizona Bay, Jun 1, 19:46:27
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  Does anyone know if Tyson Fury is fighting anytime soon
  Posted By: A new PC Mr Creosote, Jun 1, 19:46:00
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  Do I care?
  Posted By: Garry Brooke, Jun 1, 19:43:01
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  Just seen a moggy chase and catch a bunny... wow... dragged it off as well
  Posted By: promethian1, Jun 1, 19:42:08
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  A liverpoo defeat would be awesome for shifts and giggles....
  Posted By: Pixelman, Jun 1, 19:40:51
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  Any streamage for Sky broadcast of CL final? Dunt seem right to watch Dutch or Yank TV for
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, Jun 1, 19:38:24
• 1
  Greenfinch Update Alert 🚨
  Posted By: jackamo, Jun 1, 19:35:49
• 11
  Is the footy on normal telly tonight or just BT? Thanks
  Posted By: Bravo win or die, Jun 1, 18:58:02
• 9
  Two weeks tomorrow is the glorious 16th
  Posted By: colincanary, Jun 1, 18:44:26
• 20
  Having a PJ Harvey session and a beer. Yes.
  Posted By: APB, Jun 1, 18:21:48
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  I just made the most awesome risotto. First attempt ever and it’s delish
  Posted By: Steve in Holland, Jun 1, 18:16:47
• 10
  the final tonight with no bad guys
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Jun 1, 17:40:39
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  Gorn Afghanistan, 150 up
  Posted By: DrDublin, Jun 1, 16:01:05
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  Spurs mate just sent me a text from Madrid
  Posted By: Charles21, Jun 1, 14:26:07
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  Trumps D Day fenced off abomination. Did those people die for this?
  Posted By: pants, Jun 1, 14:07:31
• 5
  My Neighbour has given me a baby green finch that won’t fly 🧐
  Posted By: jackamo, Jun 1, 13:49:59
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  If Norwich were in the Final tonight would you sell your ticket
  Posted By: Trent_Canary, Jun 1, 13:45:34
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  Been down Tesco, thought it was Madrid... the number of Liverpool shirts being worn! 🙄
  Posted By: Worthing Yellow, Jun 1, 13:18:37
• Another one on the playlist. (Not José Reyes)
  Posted By: APB, Jun 1, 12:56:04
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  Jose Antonio Reyes RIP
  Posted By: trt354, Jun 1, 12:22:59
• 2
  Another low scoring game in the clicket, SL 60-6
  Posted By: DrDublin, Jun 1, 11:47:51
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  Liverpool to Madrid in a £40 Skoda
  Posted By: emmaroyds, Jun 1, 11:00:44
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  Simpson’s Champions League
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Jun 1, 09:50:08
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  Arsenal been quoted £60mil for Mads
  Posted By: Highway, Jun 1, 08:14:37
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  Gayle just doesn't make any sense unless you...
  Posted By: usacanary, Jun 1, 02:42:52
• 6
  Virginia Beach mass shooting, 11 dead so far
  Posted By: pants, Jun 1, 00:58:34
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  Cruise ship first post...
  Posted By: usacanary, Jun 1, 00:01:30

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