Messages For 1st January 2026

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• 02/01/2026
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• 31/12/2025

• 5
  Not sure I’ll bother with Match of the Day
  Posted By: Barno, Jan 1, 22:04:46
• 1
  What a terrible day of top level football and darts
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jan 1, 22:02:32
• 1
  I remember 2025
  Posted By: Cellophane Flowers, Jan 1, 21:53:33
• 8
  Proper throwback away day that!!
  Posted By: WalksietheReturn, Jan 1, 21:44:37
• 2
  Anyone this Jurasek looks a bit tubby??
  Posted By: Azteca, Jan 1, 21:43:42
• 2
  Liam Rosenior odds on to become Chelsea manager
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jan 1, 20:55:44
• 1
  PPG
  Posted By: strap_on sally, Jan 1, 19:54:46
• 9
  The doom mongers on here after the Watford defeat
  Posted By: Chopper, Jan 1, 19:47:02
• 1
  Super Danny
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Jan 1, 19:26:02
• 4
  Rory McConville
  Posted By: Surrey Yella, Jan 1, 19:14:10
• 10
  Just seen the goals
  Posted By: LowestoftBoy, Jan 1, 18:52:22
• 3
  The BBC just advertised on the Sky Sports
  Posted By: Huge Small, Jan 1, 18:26:53
• 10
  Pattern
  Posted By: IG88, Jan 1, 18:14:54
• 2
  Liverpool players signing autographs to this ref at half time
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Jan 1, 18:11:33
• 6
  Nice bit of Anti English racism from the know all Scot on Canary Call tonight!!
  Posted By: Gazzaman, Jan 1, 17:50:24
• 5
  Just did an AI analysis of Vlad’s stats.
  Posted By: Snakepit Divorceee, Jan 1, 17:38:44
• 7
  Currently 5th (joint 2nd on points) in the 5 game form table
  Posted By: mr carra, Jan 1, 17:29:13
• Ghouls...
  Posted By: DrDublin, Jan 1, 17:27:04
• 3
  Gotta help persuade new signings being on an upwards curve
  Posted By: loz, Jan 1, 17:23:08
• Gotta help persuade new
  Posted By: loz, Jan 1, 17:22:34
• Happy New Year fellow East Anglians
  Posted By: ProudRefuseWorker, Jan 1, 17:21:43
• 2
  Few thoughts in no particular order
  Posted By: Bonjour, Jan 1, 17:16:45
• 3
  Makama is a handful
  Posted By: Hertscanary, Jan 1, 17:15:04
• 3
  Loved Pele giving the QPR fans some after great defensive work πŸ˜‚
  Posted By: Azteca, Jan 1, 17:14:01
• 3
  Decent win on xG too
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jan 1, 17:12:01
• 4
  72 mins for Jurasek today. Improving fitness wise and important assist
  Posted By: loz, Jan 1, 17:10:22
• He buggered them 😧
  Posted By: KevinBond, Jan 1, 17:10:09
• 4
  Watching their goal back....
  Posted By: usacanary, Jan 1, 17:08:15
• 5
  Superb result πŸ‘πŸ‘
  Posted By: SimonOTBC, Jan 1, 17:08:14
• 1
  Thank you surreyyella
  Posted By: asics_kit, Jan 1, 17:08:08
• 1
  Is Cordoba and Mcconville are best CB pairing?
  Posted By: Jimbocharles, Jan 1, 17:08:07
• 2
  Here’s hoping that battering sends pompey spiralling into more defeats
  Posted By: forzancfc, Jan 1, 17:07:45
• 4
  They are really shite thou
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Jan 1, 17:06:13
• 6
  In PC we trust
  Posted By: strap_on sally, Jan 1, 17:05:17
• 3
  A word for the ref who was very poor
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Jan 1, 17:04:54
• Happy days.
  Posted By: shoddy, Jan 1, 17:04:09
• 3
  No injuries but nearly 10 mins of added time...
  Posted By: usacanary, Jan 1, 17:04:00
• 2
  Shout out to Cordoba who was excellent today πŸ‘
  Posted By: Azteca, Jan 1, 17:03:43
• 1
  Shout out for Cordoba
  Posted By: kye, Jan 1, 17:03:39
• 1
  First away win for big Phil
  Posted By: Knitted Jesus, Jan 1, 17:02:35
• Slightly terrifying last 10 but a wonderful win
  Posted By: paulg, Jan 1, 17:02:24
• Absolutely massive win. Brilliant effort from the whole squad.
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Jan 1, 17:02:05
• BOOOOOOMAGE!!!!!!!!!!!
  Posted By: DrDublin, Jan 1, 17:01:51
• 1
  +3 thats all that matters
  Posted By: Allen, Jan 1, 17:01:32
• 3
  Apart from the Watford game, we are getting better and better under Clement
  Posted By: Kev, Jan 1, 17:01:01
• 8
  Sorry, but we need a new keeper.
  Posted By: Snakepit Divorceee, Jan 1, 17:00:08
• 3
  Poor by Vlad but scorer given too much space
  Posted By: usacanary, Jan 1, 16:59:49
• Never easy is it? Massive win
  Posted By: 51eve, Jan 1, 16:59:11
• HUGE Away win 28 points to go !!!!! πŸ’›πŸ’š
  Posted By: loz, Jan 1, 16:59:11
• Never in doubt
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jan 1, 16:58:45
• Three massive points!
  Posted By: LowestoftBoy, Jan 1, 16:58:35
• ffs
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Jan 1, 16:58:32
• 2
  Such a poor keeper
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jan 1, 16:58:20
• 4
  Shite keeping
  Posted By: ParrotPuncher, Jan 1, 16:58:14
• Stright through the goalie
  Posted By: phrankin, Jan 1, 16:58:10
• It's never easy being an Norwich fan
  Posted By: usacanary, Jan 1, 16:57:51
• Blow the whistle ref
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jan 1, 16:57:29
• lol this ref is so weak
  Posted By: Tricky Hawes, Jan 1, 16:57:27
• Fuck me
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Jan 1, 16:57:23
• Makama as lethal as Pukki in front of goal
  Posted By: footymadman, Jan 1, 16:57:11
• 2
  Β£1.2m really looking great business
  Posted By: inutero, Jan 1, 16:56:24
• GTFI… Happy New Year
  Posted By: Yellowbeds, Jan 1, 16:56:05
• 3
  Called it
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Jan 1, 16:55:29
• 8
  Survival all but secured now
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jan 1, 16:55:25
• ⚽πŸ₯…βš½πŸ₯…βš½πŸ₯…βš½πŸ₯…...GHOUL!... .MAKAMA!.....⚽πŸ₯…βš½πŸ₯…βš½πŸ₯…βš½πŸ₯ …
  Posted By: promethian1, Jan 1, 16:54:57
• Fuck you crooked ref...
  Posted By: usacanary, Jan 1, 16:54:45
• WOOOOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  Posted By: phrankin, Jan 1, 16:54:40
• Fully deserved!!!
  Posted By: Kev, Jan 1, 16:54:31
• GTFI
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jan 1, 16:54:26
• MAKKKKKKAAAA
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Jan 1, 16:54:26
• 1
  GTFI YOU BEAUTY!!!!!
  Posted By: Ken Dodds Dads Dog, Jan 1, 16:54:13
• 7
  The bed wetting Jesus
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jan 1, 16:52:31
• 9? wtaf?
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Jan 1, 16:50:19
• Just utter bullshit
  Posted By: usacanary, Jan 1, 16:49:56
• 9 minutes!?!? You know what's coming
  Posted By: 51eve, Jan 1, 16:49:47
• 1
  9!! FFS
  Posted By: phrankin, Jan 1, 16:49:32
• 1
  8
  Posted By: Dog, Jan 1, 16:49:29
• Football is rigged ....9 mins
  Posted By: usacanary, Jan 1, 16:49:26
• NINE 😬
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jan 1, 16:49:21
• 2
  9 mins
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Jan 1, 16:49:13
• Defending this lead comfortably
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jan 1, 16:48:37
• 1
  FFS...super squeaky bum time....
  Posted By: usacanary, Jan 1, 16:45:32
• 1
  Stacey looks lost there. Which is fair enough really!
  Posted By: Bonjour, Jan 1, 16:45:29
• 3
  We’re pretty terrible at holding on to the ball to defend a lead
  Posted By: Tricky Hawes, Jan 1, 16:45:05
• 6
  This isn’t gonna finish 0-1
  Posted By: Biggles, Jan 1, 16:40:30
• 2
  Pen written all over that
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Jan 1, 16:39:39
• 1
  Should we have haf a pen then??
  Posted By: Azteca, Jan 1, 16:39:13
• 1
  Surely a pen
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Jan 1, 16:39:04
• Proper attritional now. Time has slowed down also.
  Posted By: Under soil heating, Jan 1, 16:38:30
• QPHAHA comms keeps calling McConville McConVILE
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Jan 1, 16:37:40
• 1
  Charlton score
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Jan 1, 16:37:00
• As much as I want the win
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Jan 1, 16:36:55
• 1
  Get Stacey off
  Posted By: Allen, Jan 1, 16:35:25
• Hope Kova doesn't push this time wasting too much
  Posted By: Bonjour, Jan 1, 16:34:47
• I hate 1-0
  Posted By: Biggles, Jan 1, 16:34:22
• Remember this QPR sub destroying us last season
  Posted By: Allen, Jan 1, 16:34:00
• Haircut of the month
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Jan 1, 16:33:35
• QPR Pitch
  Posted By: letsbehavinyou, Jan 1, 16:32:30
• 1
  Stacey on the wing. Not again
  Posted By: 51eve, Jan 1, 16:30:33
• 2
  Qpr are really shite aren't they?
  Posted By: Lentil Weaver, Jan 1, 16:27:27
• 3
  16 points off the playoffs
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jan 1, 16:25:08
• 2
  Why play a sick Makama but not a fit ChrisGoreham? Seems odd
  Posted By: Kentish Canary, Jan 1, 16:23:12
• Oh sarge
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jan 1, 16:20:32
• 3
  Sarge having a robust conversation with PC there. Do you think he wants to come off?
  Posted By: Bonjour, Jan 1, 16:19:17
• 1
  Mahovo on and immediately storms up the wing beating two men. What a player.
  Posted By: Kentish Canary, Jan 1, 16:18:44
• 8
  Where’s usac? πŸ‘€
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jan 1, 16:15:05
• 5
  Missed the goal ffs
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jan 1, 16:13:54
• 1
  Reckon big Phil racked up a big fat half time line for Juarasek
  Posted By: manc_yello, Jan 1, 16:11:15
• Vlad flapping again.
  Posted By: Snakepit Divorceee, Jan 1, 16:08:59
• 1
  How wonderful if this massively lifts Jurasek's confidence
  Posted By: Azteca, Jan 1, 16:08:29
• 4
  Great cross by Juarasek.
  Posted By: Pixelman, Jan 1, 16:06:38
• Great assist Jurasek!!!
  Posted By: footymadman, Jan 1, 16:06:30
• Something up with Sarge?
  Posted By: 51eve, Jan 1, 16:06:26
• Great goal!
  Posted By: Kev, Jan 1, 16:05:37
• Yessssss brilliant
  Posted By: Biggles, Jan 1, 16:05:31
• GET IN!!!!!!!! SAAAARGGGEEEE!!!!!!!
  Posted By: phrankin, Jan 1, 16:05:21
• Great goal!
  Posted By: Kev, Jan 1, 16:05:04
• ⚽πŸ₯…βš½πŸ₯…βš½πŸ₯…βš½πŸ₯…...GHOUL!... .SARGE!.....⚽πŸ₯…βš½πŸ₯…βš½πŸ₯…βš½πŸ₯…
  Posted By: promethian1, Jan 1, 16:05:00
• 3
  Doing ok but very scrappy. Pitch is awful.
  Posted By: Biggles, Jan 1, 15:51:21
• Similar performance to Watford. Well in the game just hope we score the late winner.
  Posted By: The Gaffer, Jan 1, 15:51:20
• 2
  Solid their home form is good all to play for
  Posted By: loz, Jan 1, 15:48:54
• 10
  Build up ok but
  Posted By: Jester, Jan 1, 15:45:44
• 1
  From some angles Clements reminds me of the (not) scary neighbour in Home Alone
  Posted By: Azteca, Jan 1, 15:37:34
• 1
  Oxford level.
  Posted By: MORDENCANARY, Jan 1, 15:35:52
• 7
  Anybody for Jurasek....
  Posted By: usacanary, Jan 1, 15:35:42
• 5
  New manager bounce gone. Doesn’t help not having Makama up front
  Posted By: Tony Martin, Jan 1, 15:32:22
• 2
  Marcondes for Wright please
  Posted By: Azteca, Jan 1, 15:30:35
• 1
  I wish our players were a bit better at passing to each other
  Posted By: Tricky Hawes, Jan 1, 15:29:27
• 2
  Distinct lack of quality in this game...shite pitch not helping
  Posted By: MORDENCANARY, Jan 1, 15:27:36
• Pompey double losing .
  Posted By: MORDENCANARY, Jan 1, 15:24:47
• 1
  Does anyone have a stream other than the one posted below?
  Posted By: jimbo, Jan 1, 15:24:44
• Need some wide players who can put in a decent ball
  Posted By: Hit Squadie, Jan 1, 15:21:25
• 1
  Other results decent come on City πŸ’›πŸ’š
  Posted By: loz, Jan 1, 15:21:11
• Oxford losing
  Posted By: MORDENCANARY, Jan 1, 15:20:51
• 1
  Goreham on comms with some mild criticism of Jurasek...
  Posted By: trafford_canary, Jan 1, 15:20:48
• 1
  Corners so shit recently
  Posted By: Jester, Jan 1, 15:18:30
• 2
  Pleased to see we are up and at em...
  Posted By: usacanary, Jan 1, 15:12:44
• 1
  Pompey and Charlton losing πŸ‘Œ
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jan 1, 15:12:05
• 2
  Jurasek and Mattsson to get a ghoul today 2-0
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Jan 1, 15:10:53
• Pitch is a disgrace....Sunday League....
  Posted By: usacanary, Jan 1, 15:03:09
• Pitch looks good 😳
  Posted By: Men without hats, Jan 1, 15:03:00
• 1
  No silly forearm smashes today please lads
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jan 1, 15:01:17
• They’re watering the pitch
  Posted By: APB, Jan 1, 14:54:10
• 5
  Sounds like Makama may pull out of squad through illness
  Posted By: loz, Jan 1, 14:52:00
• STREAM
  Posted By: BillTV4, Jan 1, 14:48:58
• 1
  No Medic on the bench - our worst ever paid for signing?
  Posted By: Kangol Canary, Jan 1, 14:44:53
• Let’s go Justin let’s go
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jan 1, 14:31:39
• 2
  Good luck Norwich let’s start the new year right πŸ’›πŸ’š
  Posted By: loz, Jan 1, 14:18:25
• 16
  Team news in...
  Posted By: DrDublin, Jan 1, 13:45:15
• 3
  You our favourite broadcaster today Dr D????
  Posted By: mike_the_sphinx, Jan 1, 13:22:19
• 4
  Look don’t shoot the messenger but was told yesterday
  Posted By: Chopper, Jan 1, 13:15:04
• Blackburn currently looking pretty s**te .
  Posted By: MORDENCANARY, Jan 1, 13:11:41
• 5
  What would your fancy dress costume of choice be?
  Posted By: Huge Small, Jan 1, 13:06:26
• 2
  First deal done. Technically.
  Posted By: Henclrikus, Jan 1, 12:58:35
• 1
  Can see Kvist starting today
  Posted By: Bonjour, Jan 1, 12:57:49
• Heavy Metal could win the whole thing
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jan 1, 12:57:13
• Maresca available
  Posted By: SCC 28, Jan 1, 12:31:52
• Happy New Year to one and all!
  Posted By: The Ghost MP1969, Jan 1, 11:32:43
• 21
  Is the game today on the Sky Sports app today
  Posted By: Kangol Canary, Jan 1, 11:08:23
• 1
  Happy pumped at Loftus Road Day.....
  Posted By: jonah3000, Jan 1, 11:02:16
• 2
  Happy Transfer Window Opening Day all
  Posted By: manc_yello, Jan 1, 10:44:09
• ASICS, you still after a ticket?
  Posted By: Surrey Yella, Jan 1, 10:28:31
• 2
  Need Sarge to find his MoJo…
  Posted By: loz, Jan 1, 10:26:04
• 2
  Little chance I know
  Posted By: asics_kit, Jan 1, 08:55:48
• HAPPY FOOTBALL DARTMAS!! πŸŽ―πŸ’›πŸ’š
  Posted By: JD3, Jan 1, 08:27:39
• 8
  First away win in 10 please Norwich πŸ’›πŸ’š important to…
  Posted By: loz, Jan 1, 07:41:36
• 🎡🎡🎡🎡🎡
  Posted By: ghostof barry butler, Jan 1, 06:30:42
• 12
  Wrath of the New Year Wordle 4
  Posted By: revsimon, Jan 1, 00:41:52
• Happy new year everyone
  Posted By: Timmy_Goat, Jan 1, 00:40:58
• 1
  Happy new year from the drill floor....
  Posted By: ParrotPuncher, Jan 1, 00:30:02
• 3 HAPPY NEW YEAR WRATHERS POINTS TODAY PLEASE CITY. COYY πŸ’›πŸ’š
  Posted By: Chris Peacock, Jan 1, 00:26:44
• Happy Fireworks Night
  Posted By: footymadman, Jan 1, 00:18:08
• Happy new year
  Posted By: Nelsons final flanel, Jan 1, 00:14:44
• 4
  Happy New Year wrathers
  Posted By: Augustus Pablo, Jan 1, 00:00:47

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