I read that the meek shall inherit the earth

so I started hanging out with him in the hope of gaining some money when God dies. (I'd read about that in Nietzsche, along with a bunch of other stuff about horses or something.)

But NO, all that's happened is that people keep coming up to me and going, "Who's that weird, quiet man you're hanging out with, Otto? Why does he carry all his stuff around in a Tesco's bag with a spaff-stained picture of David Bentley stapled to it, Otto?"

It's f**king horse s**t.

Posted By: Ottosson Foxtrot on January 18th 2009 at 22:17:27

Message Thread

Pants and SCC - FFS LEARN HOW TO COUNT TO TEN (NCFC) - the101ers, Jan 18, 21:48:26
- What i dont get is if people hate it, why dont they just put both of them on ignore? (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jan 18, 22:03:07
  - More than you might think. More than I thought, anyway. (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 18, 22:04:15
    - Really? (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jan 18, 22:06:36
- Better still (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 18, 21:53:08
  - snap (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 18, 21:59:03
    - Yeah - I find it immensely frustrating. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 18, 22:01:32
      - yesterday's one? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 22:04:19
      - I'll apologise for the second time then (NCFC) - pants, Jan 18, 22:03:57
        
        It's OK really - it's just the most recent example I could think of. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 18, 22:07:15
        
        Ermmm, i'll be honest here! (NCFC) - HoofinHughes, Jan 18, 22:40:13
        
        Haha - fair enough! (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 18, 22:46:56
        
        yes, lots (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 18, 22:55:26
        
        maybe, he's relentless though, even if you ignore, I mean charity stealing to kiddy flddli (NCFC) - pants, Jan 18, 22:12:23
        
        a rather funny joke in response to you saying it read like a 14 year old's text (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 18, 22:15:19
        
        Yeah, he started cracking jokes about me being homeless the other day. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 18, 22:13:49
        
        but others will latch onto it, and it'll become used later on (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 18, 22:15:54
        
        yeah it pretty much did actually (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 22:16:51
        
        yes but it was as a response (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 22:15:32
        
        so he lives in a box? (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 18, 22:16:36
        
        Is he living in a box?.. (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Jan 18, 22:19:41
        
        Ironically, 22 years after releasing that song, I am actually living in a cardboard box. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 18, 22:21:49
        
        lol (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 22:17:34
        
        BOTH OF YOU, OUTSIDE MY BOX, RIGHT FUCKING NOW!!!!!!!! (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 18, 22:18:24
        
        I can put you up for a few weeks, until things get better for you? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 18, 22:20:34
        
        like he gets a bigger box? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 22:21:16
        
        so now you're joking about the homeless? (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 18, 22:24:06
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 22:26:11
        
        Do you know anyone who has bought a freezer lately? Nice big boxes with them. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 18, 22:22:30
        
        grooming 14 year olds kiddly fiddling? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 22:13:41
  - does it matter if everyone wants to read it? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 18, 21:55:23
    - I do hope you aren't thinking of yourself as 'everyone' (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 18, 21:58:40
      - I'm saying "where is there a rule that people must want to read what I type" (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 18, 22:02:27
        
        oh for fucks sake - forget it. (n/m) (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 18, 22:03:38
        
        just read my thread that says it's very easy to ignore them (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 18, 22:04:33
      - we don't take a messageboard so seriously? (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 22:00:37
        
        I beg your pardon? (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 18, 22:02:25
        
        that people take this board too seriously sometimes? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 22:05:16
        
        I'm on my way to Worthing to kick the fuck out of you right now. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 18, 22:07:45
  - Have you actually read the Pink 'Un? (NCFC) - Chester Drawers, Jan 18, 21:54:47
    - I know, it's true - however.... (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 18, 21:57:29
      - I know you are, but what am I? (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 18, 21:57:59
    - That's the only thing that stops me..... (n/m) (NCFC) - the101ers, Jan 18, 21:55:04
  - I'm starting to wonder if others have already decamped to other boards (n/m) (NCFC) - the101ers, Jan 18, 21:54:43
    - Are there any? (NCFC) - Chester Drawers, Jan 18, 21:57:25
      - Most of the bickering posters aren't from Norfolk though, are they? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 18, 21:58:58
        
        I'm only replicating what scc does (NCFC) - pants, Jan 18, 22:06:46
        
        I say he's fine in real life (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 18, 22:08:50
        
        indeed i never try to come across as sensible and serious (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 22:10:08
        
        You just saying this for the sake of it now, later or tomorrow it will be your (NCFC) - pants, Jan 18, 22:14:57
        
        i was being self deprecating! (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 22:19:06
        
        That's because you tried it once, and you couldn't. (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 18, 22:12:24
        
        do you get on with this church mouse in real life? (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 18, 22:14:21
        
        I read that the meek shall inherit the earth (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Jan 18, 22:17:27
        
        lol (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 22:18:17
        
        ooooh you've offended me so much now (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 22:14:19
        
        No idea (NCFC) - Chester Drawers, Jan 18, 22:00:46
        
        yeah write (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 18, 22:08:39
        
        Write what? (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jan 18, 22:10:01
        
        see below (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 18, 22:12:56
        
        Write turn (n/m) (NCFC) - Chester Drawers, Jan 18, 22:11:52
- me, pants, charles and lee are debating (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 21:51:32
  - I'm no longer rising to your childish snipes at anyone and everyone (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 18, 21:58:37
    - er i state i'm scc in there (n/m) (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 21:59:58
      - no you don't. I had no idea you were in there (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 18, 22:52:16
        
        well you were having internet problems IIRC (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 23:24:30
      - gutted, you got ignored in the wotb chat room (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 18, 22:03:46
  - You are wilfully missing the point (NCFC) - the101ers, Jan 18, 21:53:45
    - pants debates with everyone (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 21:58:25
      - you set out to wind him up on every thread possible ffs (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 18, 22:01:42
        
        so what was last night about? (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 22:06:50
        
        he's clearly attempting to wind you up in response to your efforts (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 18, 22:09:36
        
        so they are both as bad as each other? (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 18, 22:13:19
        
        SCC winds Pants up on any opportunity he can find whereas Pants (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 18, 22:20:13
        
        so what about all the other people that have barneys with pants? (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 18, 22:23:42
        
        and he was requesting apologies (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 22:24:46
        
        more if i never posted (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 22:21:56
        
        ah right that makes it all ok then (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 22:11:47
        
        perhaps if you didn't wind him up he wouldn't respond in kind (n/m) (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 18, 22:13:11
        
        i wind charles up too (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 22:20:45
        
        tho tbh it's just banter and hardly winding up (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 22:23:42
        
        perhaps you can stop winding up those who clearly don't like it. (NCFC) - Worzel Scrimmage, Jan 18, 22:22:45
        
        well that's sort of what lee said (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 22:27:29
        
        agreed (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 18, 22:17:44
        
        and "is this celebrating" (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 18, 22:08:57
    - ignore feature helps (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 18, 21:57:42
    - amen. (n/m) (NCFC) - Yellalee, Jan 18, 21:55:22
  - I got hurt today (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 18, 21:53:21
- ignore feature - hope this helps (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 18, 21:50:35
  - No it doesn't, really (NCFC) - Sugbad The Bad, Jan 18, 21:56:00
    - you only miss the odd response to the odd thread (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 18, 22:00:23
    - i echo that (NCFC) - SCC 28, Jan 18, 21:59:34
    - And why should I have to do that when they're both behaving like nine year olds (NCFC) - the101ers, Jan 18, 21:58:19
  - It does indeed, thanks for the reminder (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jan 18, 21:53:28
    - no probs (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 18, 21:55:03
      - You are ok, my current list is....... (NCFC) - conker, Jan 18, 21:59:19
        
        Mildly irritated (NCFC) - Chester Drawers, Jan 18, 22:03:48
        
        I can't ignore myself! :) (n/m) (NCFC) - conker, Jan 18, 22:06:00
        
        excellent news (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 18, 22:00:58
        
        Selwyn is a cock (NCFC) - conker, Jan 18, 22:02:07
        
        well, it's everyone's I think (NCFC) - Charles21, Jan 18, 22:04:57
  - haha I wonder that looks today (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Jan 18, 21:53:09

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