I know a bloke called Perry too - we call him varnish head..

he was putting up shelves in our office, shook a can of varnish (the lid of which had already been loosened) and the whole lot went all over his head..

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Posted By: malkybarkid on August 15th 2005 at 18:12:34

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Talking about waking up earlier... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 15, 17:49:00
- I hope there's no connection.. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 15, 17:51:03
- I saw a tree on the way to work this morning (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 15, 17:49:47
  - There's one near me on the A4. Been there fuckin ages. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 15, 17:53:58
    - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 15, 17:56:50
  - lol - see your point...but I was just seeing if anyone else often gets it (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 15, 17:51:59
    - leaning your head.. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 15, 17:59:09
      - haha, that has just reminded me of saturday night (General Chat) - pants, Aug 15, 18:02:47
        
        I love your world.. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 15, 18:05:41
      - ah cheers... (General Chat) - Brandonio, Aug 15, 18:00:04
  - which 1? (n/m) (General Chat) - David Brent, Aug 15, 17:51:55
  - did it have a white carrier bag in it? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 15, 17:51:21
    - plus whenever I go on holiday we always see a pair of pants by the side of the road.. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 15, 17:54:29
      - and a glove on a fence post. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 15, 17:56:38
      - or a glove on some railings? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 15, 17:56:34
        
        railings or fence post.. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 15, 17:57:45
        
        woman on a beach (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 15, 17:57:39
        
        trolley in river (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 15, 17:58:38
        
        saw a mahooosive dildo in the canal just outside one of the grounds on the pre-season tour (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 15, 18:01:10
        
        have you got a witty scarecrow picture and caption about it (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 15, 18:05:21
        
        no, but it's a thought - what would a yokel make of it do you think? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 15, 18:06:34
        
        has to be unexpected agricultural usage.. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 15, 18:08:00
        
        plus it was very blunt.. maybe a dibber? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 15, 18:09:15
        
        what does a dibber do? (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 15, 18:10:32
        
        makes holes for your seedlings I believe.. though these would have to be trees.. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 15, 18:14:14
        
        collective eye watering.. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 15, 18:15:37
        
        Monkey on a stick. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 15, 17:58:27
        
        My Uncle Loon calls that Terence Trent D'arby song 'The monkey on a stick' song (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 15, 18:02:51
        
        I know a bloke called perry (General Chat) - pants, Aug 15, 18:09:45
        
        I know a bloke called Perry too - we call him varnish head.. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 15, 18:12:34
        
        I know a bloke not called Perry. We call him naan-bread head. (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 15, 18:17:05
        
        Keema naan for me (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 15, 18:18:58
        
        I think this thread should be archived (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 15, 18:14:12
      - increasingly notice the odd shoe.. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 15, 17:56:22
        
        There was a brown Caterpiller boot in the middle of the Watton road on Friday night. (General Chat) - roywallerslovechild, Aug 15, 17:58:59
        
        as was my girton interchange.. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 15, 17:59:58
    - they all do.. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 15, 17:52:05
      - like mattresses in skips? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Aug 15, 17:54:17
      - sellotape over those little punched holes if you want to use it for water (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 15, 17:53:42
        
        or if desperate and stuck in traffic jam.. (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 15, 17:57:09
        
        I have a nice story that fits with that. Best told over a few drinks. I'll tell ya one day (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Aug 15, 17:59:45
        
        aaah - you went nether regions again.. (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Aug 15, 17:58:23
        
        was just posting practical advice.. (General Chat) - camcan, Aug 15, 18:01:08
        
        after hes had some light relief in the gents and (General Chat) - pants, Aug 15, 18:10:32

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