Loj's Christmas countdown 7 days to go - bonus joke 1 more to come today.

After the annual office Christmas party, which had got slightly out of hand after they held an informal "beauty contest" by sitting on the photocopier with their pants down, John woke up with a pounding headache and completely unable to recall the events of the preceding
evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he staggered downstairs, where his wife put some strong coffee in front of him.

"Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"

"Even worse," she assured him, her voice dripping with scorn. "You made a complete arsehole of yourself, succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the President of the company to his face."

"Oh no! How did he react?"

"He fired you."

"Oh no ! Fuck him ! " said John.

"I did. You're back at work on Monday!"

Posted By: lovely old job on December 18th 2008 at 10:34:30

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