Knowing tudders

(not that I do of course), he has probably agreed to take part in a reality TV programme about running a start up pub business and deliberately hired useless chefs because it would make better TV. The gullible TV people love it so much that they've just offered him a multi-million pound contract for the DVD and sequel rights and he is laughing his orange of a head right off.

Posted By: Old Git on December 16th 2008 at 18:29:20

Message Thread

Anyone know a good chef? One that's looking for work that is. (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 16, 17:17:21
- Delia? (n/m) (General Chat) - greendude, Dec 16, 18:49:16
  - tudders couldn't afford the sherry bill (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 16, 20:14:59
  - Not exactly a chef is she (n/m) (General Chat) - Ben, Dec 16, 19:38:23
- I do (General Chat) - Small, Dec 16, 18:41:51
- I do, where's the job? (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 16, 18:35:32
  - Near York. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 16, 18:43:15
    - Well that's actually ideal as this guy lives in York. (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 16, 19:07:22
      - Well, I've asked him and if he's not up for it then he might well know someone who is (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 16, 19:10:16
        
        Nice one. (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 16, 19:16:22
        
        yeah, very good (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 16, 19:58:38
        
        Spice Box is supposed to be excellent (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 16, 20:47:05
        
        only ever been to the original in Sudbury, but I know they make great efforts (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 16, 20:48:25
    - Have I told you sbout my seabass special? (n/m) (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 16, 18:45:52
      - Nope, but I'll wager jizz is in the recipe. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 16, 18:48:19
        
        No (General Chat) - iwans_ex_dentist, Dec 16, 18:49:35
- Sounds like you employed 'cooks' rather than chefs. (n/m) (General Chat) - harry boulders, Dec 16, 18:06:55
  - Nope. ?25k pa, would normally get a decent chef. (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 16, 18:20:38
  - Too many cooks, indeed (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Dec 16, 18:20:09
    - Knowing tudders (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 16, 18:29:20
      - Rumbled. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 16, 18:43:28
        
        They could call it 'Bananas Re:PubPrick' (n/m) (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Dec 16, 20:33:44
- You are Larry David and I claim my ?5 (General Chat) - Hertz van Rental, Dec 16, 17:55:27
  - Best programme ever (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 16, 18:47:50
- Yep, that's chefs for you. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 16, 17:53:08
  - Actually, you've just described tudders... (n/m) (General Chat) - BerlinCanary, Dec 16, 20:17:13
  - and the bastards spit on your food (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 16, 17:55:41
    - That's only if you're very very lucky. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 16, 17:57:09
  - BTW, I'm trained, I'll do you a couple of shifts. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 16, 17:54:42
- That doesn't sound too far from my brother in laws experience recently (General Chat) - megson, Dec 16, 17:43:41
- im your man-whats the salary? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 16, 17:36:08
  - Swine Pie not on the menu I'm affraid Sellers, but thanks anyway. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 16, 17:42:41
    - i can do other pies-promise i wont eat em all (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 16, 17:45:19
  - suggest you get rid of the norovirus first (n/m) (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 16, 17:37:43
    - noooooooooooooo-sod that! (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 16, 17:38:52
      - share and share alike thats what i say(: (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 16, 17:41:07
- Cooking what and where? (n/m) (General Chat) - Larry Hagman, Dec 16, 17:35:12
  - Fine Dining, 15 miles out of York. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 16, 17:43:49
    - Contradiction in terms (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 16, 18:32:16
    - do we all get discount? (n/m) (General Chat) - selwyn, Dec 16, 17:45:55
- From all I've heard of that trade, (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 16, 17:33:54
- I can cook (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 16, 17:23:12
- I'd imagine that your chances of finding a good chef 9 days before Xmas are slim (General Chat) - Buckscanary, Dec 16, 17:22:29
  - No, but the effort was appreciated. (n/m) (General Chat) - tudders, Dec 16, 17:30:30
  - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 16, 17:24:39

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