Loj's Christmas countdown 9 days to go.
Its Christmas Eve at a busy pub and the landlord is serving drinks when he sees a snail on the bar.
The snail asks him for a brandy.
"No. We don't serve snails", says the landlord.
"Oh go on - It is Christmas Eve", says the snail.
"No!" says the landlord, and with that picks up the snail, goes to the door, and hurls the snail out.
One year later the landlord looks down and sees the snail again.
"What did you do that for?" asks the snail.
Posted By: lovely old job on December 16th 2008 at 13:48:20
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