I bought a christmas tree today but made a fatal mistake in the process,

I was out with my girlfriend, her sister and her mum. Now this year as I'm going to their house for christmas and I wasn't going to bother with decorations and a tree and all that s**t as I live on my own and can't be done with putting it all up and then taking it down when I won't even be here. The girlfriend insisted I should have one so I was forced to look around. So we're stood in Argos,

She says to me, "What sort of tree do you want?"

I reply, "I'm not bothered really, a tree is a tree."

Fucking hell! They all suddenly stopped and stared at me, mouths open like I'd just dropped my pants and left a curler on the floor. Apparently for future reference to anyone who might be shopping for christmas trees with their partners this week. A tree is not just a tree. There are a wide variety of styles and colours. You are not aloud to just buy the one off of Argos that comes already made and dressed for ?20, that's not the spirit taking the cheap and easy option.

Anyway I'm bored of christmas already. Shopping today did my head in with all the crap christmas music, the useless shop assistants and the never-ending ques. also getting home and looking on facespace and seeing people posting photos of their perfect little brats in the school nativity when the only part they play is the arse end of the donkey.

Bah humbug!

Posted By: NCFC4life on December 12th 2008 at 22:19:35

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I bought a christmas tree today but made a fatal mistake in the process, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 12, 22:19:35
- So let me get this right (General Chat) - The Judge, Dec 13, 00:04:48
- D'you know what our crimble decorations will be this year? (General Chat) - Iwan Husarmi, Dec 12, 22:35:18
  - thats good - do what you do thats what I love about xmas also no traffic for a day (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 12, 22:37:26
- lovely old mysery guts (General Chat) - Charles21, Dec 12, 22:23:24
  - Christmas is banned entirely. They're calling it Gay Muslims Are Taking Over Day now. (n/m) (General Chat) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 12, 22:36:35
  - schools do as long as you don't post them on the internets (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 12, 22:29:19
  - and he has my Christmas countdon to loo forward to, he's like an old strap on sally he is. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 12, 22:24:55
    - ? (n/m) (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 12, 22:26:08
      - lol (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 12, 22:28:39
- miserable old bastard (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 12, 22:21:07
  - I don't mind christmas but it does my head in, all the crap for 1 day. (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 12, 22:28:21
    - its 12 days! TWELUVE (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 12, 22:53:27
      - alright, 12 then. but those 12 don't begin mid October and end January. (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 12, 23:00:30
        
        indeed they do not. lovely old commercialism (n/m) (General Chat) - Worzel Scrimmage, Dec 12, 23:01:51
    - have a baby (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 12, 22:30:57
      - trouble is when they get to 15 and 11 it becomes hard work again. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 12, 22:31:42
        
        spose (General Chat) - strap_on sally, Dec 12, 22:39:33
    - I must admit I went out last night, it done my head in, mental. (n/m) (General Chat) - lovely old job, Dec 12, 22:30:23

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