You're doing that 'teach kids to speak wrong' thing out of Steve Martin aren't you?

"...whenever you're around your kids, talk wrong. Then on their first day of kindergarten, when they need to go to the bathroom, they'll raise their hand: 'Teacher, may I go mambo in the banana patch?' Teacher will be thinking, 'Get this kid a special test.'..."

Posted By: malkybarkid on December 5th 2008 at 12:07:46

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Sunday is the one day of the year when I don't mind anti-Ipswich chants (NCFC) - camcan, Dec 5, 11:09:05
- i'm assuming you're also happy enough to hear them when we visit their shithole? (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 11:15:46
  - also acceptable (NCFC) - camcan, Dec 5, 11:28:43
- I don't mind (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Dec 5, 11:15:11
  - careful (NCFC) - camcan, Dec 5, 11:20:36
    - Holy Moly (n/m) (NCFC) - Fierce Panda, Dec 5, 11:44:09
    - Shame. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Dec 5, 11:24:50
      - Julie Burchill without a head would probably be my favoured version (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Dec 5, 11:26:57
        
        ^^^ Yes. ^^^ (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Dec 5, 11:33:22
        
        Although to be fair, doll.. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Dec 5, 11:30:21
        
        I sort of gouted the thread (NCFC) - camcan, Dec 5, 11:31:36
        
        If crisps gout you up, do meat flavour crisps doubly gout you up? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 11:34:16
        
        No. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Dec 5, 11:36:13
        
        I looked in our Asdas for that, but they only do Beef (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Dec 5, 11:39:27
        
        "Turn the BIG light off" (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 5, 11:41:14
        
        Mrs mbk seems really very normal then (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 12:02:33
        
        You're doing that 'teach kids to speak wrong' thing out of Steve Martin aren't you? (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 5, 12:07:46
        
        is that what your parents did to you? (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 12:11:53
        
        Brother bought a coconut, he bought it for a dime (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Dec 5, 12:25:36
  - i quite liked "stand up if you hate the scum" when we played Colchester (NCFC) - blindasabat, Dec 5, 11:18:13
    - Yeah. (NCFC) - Garry Brooke, Dec 5, 11:19:46

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