apparently, if you put a sock on a cats head, and sellotape on the bottom of its paws

It would have a clue what's going on, cos you've wipe out it's primary senses

Posted By: pants on December 3rd 2008 at 15:51:45

Message Thread

The cats dead! (n/m) (General Chat) - Dom Jolly, Dec 3, 15:47:28
- Someone tell Schrodinger (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 16:04:45
  - He's dead (General Chat) - yarmyyarmy, Dec 3, 16:08:35
    - Yes he is. He is both dead, and alive. The cat that is, not Schroedinger (n/m) (General Chat) - Steve in Holland, Dec 3, 16:20:26
    - Well that's both of them fucked then (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 16:09:26
- Are you dressed as a huge dog? (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 3, 16:02:12
- Good, cats are shit. End of. (n/m) (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 3, 15:56:10
  - although I did see one of these in town this morning which made me laugh, (General Chat) - NCFC4life, Dec 3, 15:57:49
- All together now: "Shitarse is dead, shitarse is dead, whoooaaa" (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 15:54:00
  - King's faux pas (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 3, 15:54:27
    - Tell me what? (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 15:55:13
      - Oh (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 3, 15:56:37
        
        Some vague memory, but no, I'm not sure. (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 15:57:34
- Is it bollox! (General Chat) - CB41, Dec 3, 15:50:22
- you're cat? (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 3, 15:48:58
  - your (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 3, 15:49:03
    - Cat in a bag.... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 3, 15:50:27
      - waiting to drown (n/m) (General Chat) - Brandonio, Dec 3, 16:24:06
        
        witnessed by you masturbating with your pants down (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 3, 16:26:18
        
        or he might be homeless (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 3, 16:26:37
        
        Or he might be homeless. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 3, 16:26:11
      - apparently, if you put a sock on a cats head, and sellotape on the bottom of its paws (General Chat) - pants, Dec 3, 15:51:45
        
        Surprised to see you inciting cat torture on here (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 16:03:59
        
        nicked from a stand up routine from barry dodds :s (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 3, 16:16:01
        
        That's not really incitement, more like an expression of the parameters of an experiment. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 16:06:21
        
        Apparently, if we wrap AB's head in masking tape and stick a cucumber up his arsehole (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 16:08:27
        
        There's no room for malice in Science. (n/m) (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 16:16:39
        
        not torture or experiment (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 3, 16:10:18
        
        Or was that OG just getting a bit nostalgic about his days at King Eds? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 3, 16:14:31
        
        Always wanted to play Cricket on their wicket. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 3, 16:16:38
        
        It was ok. Very low and slow. Rather nice setting though (n/m) (General Chat) - Small, Dec 3, 17:01:56
        
        It looks like a great place to play, is there a bar in the pavillion? (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 3, 17:03:16
        
        No. I'm not sure what's in those old barns opposite the lower school (General Chat) - Small, Dec 3, 17:09:37
        
        If there's grass on the wicket (n/m) (General Chat) - pants, Dec 3, 16:27:49
        
        that's a euphemism I assume? (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 3, 16:24:19
        
        "So, Mr Hawes, how long have you been obsessed with homosexual double entendre?" (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 16:27:38
        
        actually, was (meant to be) hetero. See below. (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 3, 16:33:21
        
        No, I've always wanted to bat on that wicket - looks like a batsmans paradise. Flat (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 3, 16:25:38
        
        Oh. I thought 'playing cricket on their wicket' (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 3, 16:28:10
        
        I think it's a boys school though!! (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 3, 16:28:43
        
        Yes. That's why you'd do a High School girl (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 3, 16:32:40
        
        Mixed sixth form for yonks, about to go fully mixed (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 16:34:24
        
        They admitted girls and got rid of Saturday mornings the year after i left (General Chat) - Small, Dec 3, 16:58:02
        
        Everyone assumed Notre Dame was an all girls school, hope it wasn't, if so... (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 3, 16:37:34
        
        Nice frock, by the way (n/m) (General Chat) - Old Git, Dec 3, 16:41:14
        
        lollers, thankyou darling. (n/m) (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 3, 16:43:46
        
        My mum's old cat would rip you some new holes in your face if you tried to put a sock on i (General Chat) - Arizona Bay, Dec 3, 15:56:49
        
        You can do the same with a brick (n/m) (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 3, 15:54:01
        
        but a brick doesn't have paws. Or a head. So you can't. (n/m) (General Chat) - Tricky Hawes, Dec 3, 15:55:36
        
        a brick doesn't need paws or a head to wipe out a cat's primary senses, just its own heavy (General Chat) - malkybarkid, Dec 3, 15:59:02
        
        knew you'd turn up (General Chat) - camcan, Dec 3, 15:54:31
        
        Sock cat........ (General Chat) - DrDublin, Dec 3, 15:53:35

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