mbk is the last person you want to engage for that job

"Hello, is that Ms Hawes?"

"Yes"

"Gareth wants to go out on Saturday afternoon"

"Oh yes, why's that?"

"Because he's going for lunch. Filipino, roast cheeseboat, drizzled with downbeat syrup, margaretwet and loose meringue, served with scratched twillett, silverskin onions and a s**t. Side dishes of poached melonhearts, fried flaps and button mushrooms. Acompanied by Troy Shondell forming 'This Time' with Natalie Wood in a miniskirt guesting on f**kpipes."

[Ms Hawes screams and calls the police]

Posted By: Old Git on November 21st 2008 at 11:09:36

Message Thread

London based fans wanting to watch Forest v. City tomorrow... (NCFC) - Declan, Nov 21, 10:10:08
- oooh that is tempting (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 21, 10:35:05
  - They go like this: "I'm going to the pub to watch the football tomorrow". (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 21, 10:43:05
    - No-one who calls his wife "Ms" could even contemplate going down that route (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 21, 10:59:14
      - ha ha. She didn't change her surname, you know (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 21, 11:01:27
        
        haha, listen to yourselves (NCFC) - pants, Nov 21, 11:06:22
        
        BI (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 21, 11:09:03
        
        CURIOUS (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 21, 11:10:04
        
        ORANGE (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 21, 11:14:37
        
        CLOCKWORK (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 21, 11:18:18
        
        John Cleese's hair transplant (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 21, 11:24:11
        
        misogyny (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 21, 11:12:49
        
        HOMOPHOBE (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 21, 11:18:06
        
        sexually frustrated, scared of women, car genderphobic bully (NCFC) - pants, Nov 21, 11:23:12
        
        rimshot!!!! (NCFC) - pants, Nov 21, 11:33:49
    - they *can* go like that (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 21, 10:50:34
      - You deffo deserve a break in the pub with your mates then. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 21, 10:52:10
        
        I agree (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 21, 10:57:16
        
        mbk is the last person you want to engage for that job (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 21, 11:09:36
        
        I reckon she'd love it off and let him go down the pub. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 21, 11:40:15
        
        Of course. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 21, 11:01:33
        
        Tell her it'll get you out of the house while she watches Strictly. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 21, 10:59:32
        
        My Mail refuses to send anything to an address with bbc in it now, I think I've used up my (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 21, 11:06:11
        
        haha (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 21, 10:55:31
- NICE ONE! (n/m) (NCFC) - shoddy, Nov 21, 10:34:18

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