I have ANOTHER bad story about my Mini

Our daily girl, let's call her Bianca, saw my Mini for the first time the other day. [I can't do the estuary English, you'll have to imagine it, she's from Maidstone] "oooo what a nice Mini, did you get it for Mrs Git?" "No actually, Bianca, it's mine" "What YOURS??" "Yes mine" "Oh. [pause] I love them Mini Coopers, I really really want one"

I think it may have to go

Posted By: Old Git on November 19th 2008 at 10:44:35

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Things are that bad now, we can even beat Arsenal's reserves (NCFC) - pants, Nov 19, 10:30:55
- Hardly even their reserves, though, was it? (n/m) (NCFC) - King, Nov 19, 10:40:17
  - not fair 7 of the team that beat wigan featured.. (NCFC) - loz, Nov 19, 10:44:00
    - Daley must be close to a first-team debut now, surely? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 19, 10:44:50
      - you would think so but think Renton will get a chance first.. (NCFC) - loz, Nov 19, 10:48:48
- Oh great, we beat Arsenal's kids, whooppee, everything is suddenly wonderful (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 19, 10:38:43
  - Have you got a garfield in the back of your mini? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 19, 10:40:55
    - I have ANOTHER bad story about my Mini (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 19, 10:44:35
      - Bianca or the Mini? (n/m) (NCFC) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 19, 10:59:54
        
        I like Bianca (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 19, 11:05:00
        
        Just realised what a "Daily Girl" is. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 11:08:30
        
        What is a "daily girl" exactly? (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 19, 11:07:54
        
        A girl (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 19, 11:13:21
        
        However (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 19, 11:14:44
        
        so therefore, gay (NCFC) - pants, Nov 19, 11:16:58
        
        Oh (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 19, 11:16:42
      - You got one then? haha (n/m) (NCFC) - duke of york, Nov 19, 10:58:08
      - Do you like it though? (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 19, 10:50:23
      - You can't claim you weren't warned. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 10:47:23
        
        That's what makes it so galling (n/m) (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 19, 10:49:05
        
        I feel for you. How were you to know that the wisdom of Wrath would actually be correct f (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 10:56:30
    - Are you a benny tied to a stick? (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 19, 10:43:09
      - It was "are you a benny on a hoppa?" at my school (NCFC) - pants, Nov 19, 10:46:24
        
        With one black, one blue, one red and one green biro neatly arranged in his blazer pocket. (n/m) (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 19, 10:49:24
        
        Not one of those blue and white ones with all 4 colours in one pen ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Arganth, Nov 19, 10:51:04
        
        He'd have kept that in his pencil case so no-one could steal it and throw it round the bus (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 19, 10:52:33
        
        he'd have had a full set of Parker pens in his inside pocket too (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 19, 10:56:48
    - I've got a mini-ncfc kit in the back window of my Wedge. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 19, 10:42:06
      - i have a mini Captain Canary in the back of mine (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 19, 10:50:37
- Ryan Jarvis and Ian Henderson were regulars for England in their age groups (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 19, 10:36:26
  - Especially when two of the star players were Eagle and Lappin (NCFC) - Old Git, Nov 19, 10:40:09
  - haha (NCFC) - pants, Nov 19, 10:39:54

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