Toss off some pancetta

Throw in some riped up basil leaves, four lugs of your third best filthy slut olive oil and two drops of linseed oil, half a pint of f**king Thai fish sauce, an earthworm, a Cabbage White and three metres of f**king bindweed.

Smear all over your f**king peccaries and then your other beasts, hang well, and leave by a f**king motorway to smoke for two weeks.

Then slice each f**king animal thinly and arrange a small lump of weasel topped with f**king aye-aye with pieces of muntjac and bilby alternating in a f**king ring around. Top with some freshly plucked oregano and a f**king nosehair.

You little tiger!

Posted By: Jamie Oliver on November 18th 2008 at 10:04:09

Message Thread

If not Super Glenn then who - Ady Hoofroyd? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Nov 18, 09:33:37
- Matthew Gibson (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 18, 09:45:54
- me (n/m) (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 18, 09:41:20
  - Speaking of girls in football, did my eyes decieve me watching "The Championship" on ITV (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 09:47:08
    - There was, she had a thin face. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 09:48:52
      - Who cares about her face? (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Nov 18, 09:52:29
        
        You judge................. (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 18, 10:00:32
        
        lol, not far off. (n/m) (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 18, 12:19:01
        
        A young mike riley (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 18, 10:41:04
        
        I suppose there is a slight similarity...... (NCFC) - DrDublin, Nov 18, 10:06:16
        
        Isn't that Darryl Sutch? (n/m) (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Nov 18, 10:04:42
      - Bet that went down well in the Barclay. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 09:50:22
        
        The fengibbons done a lot of booing. Not at her though. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 09:51:39
        
        Hey, hey, MBK! Do you do female gumbies? (NCFC) - Ottosson Foxtrot, Nov 18, 09:55:04
        
        I like that idea and may well work on some preliminary sketches. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 09:58:28
  - That won't work. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 09:41:45
    - oh (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 18, 09:44:01
      - Now that could work. Think of the costumes, the formations, the kick off times, the food, (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 09:48:30
        
        ...animals... (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Nov 18, 09:51:44
        
        No, no I wouldn't. I was thinking more along the lines of tapirs, aye-ayes, weasels, (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 09:55:53
        
        Toss off some pancetta (NCFC) - Jamie Oliver, Nov 18, 10:04:09
        
        'cept Tasmanian Wolufs are extincted (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 18, 09:59:14
        
        I made some more, special like. (n/m) (NCFC) - malkybarkid, Nov 18, 10:00:16
        
        Did you ever go to Kilverstone zoo and see their tapirs? (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 09:57:55
        
        RICKY!! (n/m) (NCFC) - pants, Nov 18, 10:42:27
        
        Tapirs are lovely (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Nov 18, 10:00:30
        
        Kilverstone! I remember that! (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 18, 09:58:36
        
        Bristol... (n/m) (NCFC) - blindasabat, Nov 18, 10:06:56
        
        Must've been near Thetford, 'cos we always used to go when we did camping holidays (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 10:00:17
        
        Yep, near Thetford. (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 18, 10:00:59
        
        Lord Fisher was in charge (NCFC) - camcan, Nov 18, 10:04:28
        
        (other than half-eight....) (n/m) (NCFC) - Tricky Hawes, Nov 18, 09:58:46
        
        Muntjac (NCFC) - Partial Angler, Nov 18, 09:56:57

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