Yep. Apparently

If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.

There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.

Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.

Posted By: Arizona Bay on November 13th 2008 at 14:56:13

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Talksport (NCFC) - Buckscanary, Nov 13, 14:51:50
- nope, I'm a butterfingers (n/m) (NCFC) - Charles21, Nov 13, 14:58:02
- talksport is shit (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 13, 14:56:13
  - shocker (n/m) (NCFC) - Smickers, Nov 13, 15:05:27
- Yep. Apparently (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 13, 14:56:13
  - Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 13, 14:56:56
    - Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, cos he only recognises the element of surprise (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 13, 14:57:43
      - snigger (n/m) (NCFC) - NCFC4life, Nov 13, 14:59:45
      - Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he want (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 13, 14:58:55
        
        Chuck Norris doesn?t wear a watch. He decides what time it is. (n/m) (NCFC) - Arizona Bay, Nov 13, 14:59:52
        
        If at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 13, 15:01:35
        
        Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 13, 15:03:22
        
        Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 13, 14:59:45
- What ? That he never sleeps, but merely waits ? (n/m) (NCFC) - Steve in Holland, Nov 13, 14:52:58

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