First I'm gonna rip the buttons off your blouse one by one, then run my tongue down your

neck to your bare, gleaming breasts. And then slowly... slowly pull your jeans off inch by inch.
Sarah Connor: [Sarah starts laughing and covers the receiver with her hand] Ginger, it's Matt.
Matt: And lick your belly in circles further and further down, and then pull your panties off with my teeth.

Posted By: Old Git on November 10th 2008 at 14:06:59

Message Thread

Norris (no, not the nosey newsagent out of coronation st) (Other Football) - Nelsons final flanel, Nov 10, 13:27:47
- hardly a sackable offence (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 10, 13:32:11
  - It would be in most professions (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 10, 13:38:19
    - sport is not any other profession (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 10, 13:40:07
      - I'm confused. Are you saying you can do anything if you're a sportsperson? (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 10, 13:44:50
        
        No, I'm saying you can't compare sport (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 10, 13:55:42
        
        Why can't you? What special privileges does sport bestow? (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 10, 13:57:10
        
        Ipswich could sack him if they wished (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 10, 14:00:34
        
        That's what I said in the first place (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 10, 14:02:39
  - He should have rang someones grandad up instead (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 10, 13:33:13
    - why? (n/m) (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 10, 13:35:25
      - cos that's a sackable offence (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 10, 13:35:43
        
        why are you linking everything that happens ever with that (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 10, 13:38:45
        
        Listen, and understand. (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:49:46
        
        irony (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 10, 13:54:13
        
        No, a carbon steel endoskeleton, covered in living tissue. (Other Football) - Arizona Bay, Nov 10, 13:57:24
        
        Your clothes... give them to me, now. (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:58:43
        
        ^^^^OG's favourite chat up line (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 10, 14:00:39
        
        First I'm gonna rip the buttons off your blouse one by one, then run my tongue down your (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 10, 14:06:59
        
        Amusing hindsight to how ridiculous it was, especially Clarkson's remarks (Other Football) - pants, Nov 10, 13:41:48
        
        yes but we got your point (Other Football) - Charles21, Nov 10, 13:56:23
        
        Liaste (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:57:50
        
        Woah (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 10, 13:58:08
        
        You appear to be trolling (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 10, 13:58:47
        
        haha (n/m) (Other Football) - Brandonio, Nov 10, 13:59:55
        
        That son of a bitch took my pants. (n/m) (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 10, 14:01:47
        
        Rainman will give you a pair later when you're sticking up for him (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 10, 14:02:44
        
        Come on. Do I look like the mother of the future? I mean, am I tough, organized? (Other Football) - Old Git, Nov 10, 14:04:13
        
        Quack (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 10, 14:06:28
        
        that's not a quack (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 10, 14:07:42
        
        Pah. Mere semantics. (n/m) (Other Football) - yarmyyarmy, Nov 10, 14:08:35
        
        and leave a stupid message about doing a shag with the grandaughter (n/m) (Other Football) - strap_on sally, Nov 10, 13:38:04
- Hopefully someone at the daily mail will notice it in 2 weeks time (n/m) (Other Football) - pants, Nov 10, 13:28:27
  - hopefully the media won't get a hold of it and turn it all into a circus (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 10, 13:37:55
    - I guess if you lost 2 sons and your partner was paralysed for life (Other Football) - pants, Nov 10, 13:40:39
      - you think having it splashed all over the media for weeks on end is going to help though? (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 10, 13:43:08
        
        I guess not (Other Football) - pants, Nov 10, 13:44:16
        
        agreed (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 10, 13:48:28
        
        put an *again* somewhere in there ^^^ (n/m) (Other Football) - blindasabat, Nov 10, 13:43:38
  - I wouldn't want to rely on someone at the daily mail for anything (Other Football) - Nelsons final flanel, Nov 10, 13:30:40

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