Here's some funny quips to brighten your day up

"I've never been one for adventure and excitement, I've already preferred staying in the warm with a novel. In fact when I was a kid I wanted to grow up to become Brooke Bond!"

"I eat so many kebabs I just thought stuff it I might as well become a kebab. I've now got to give all my money to an introductions agency so I can marry a jalapeno!"

"I'm so unlucky I went to Oxford Street yesterday to try to buy some golf clubs!"

"I'm so unlucky I crossed an empty road in a forest in the middle of the night....and an owl hooted at me!"

Posted By: McGonicle on October 7th 2008 at 13:50:46


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